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GodofSporks
GodofSporks
sporkness
Nov 16 2009, 8:09 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 16 2009, 8:09 PM EST
Greetingz peoplez!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE GOD OF SPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fear that the thing i rule over is not known by many.....this saddens me for my awesomeness cannot rule over the dumb and sporkless. thus i call upon u to assist!!!!!!!!! spread the truth of the spork!!!!! tell them of the many uses of sporks and of their leader....ME!!!!! please help in my rain for domination of all things multi-purposeful and sporky!!!!

-Thankz! God of Sporks
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aDDi3.CHYA
aDDi3.CHYA
1. RE: sporkness
Nov 17 2009, 8:46 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 17 2009, 8:46 AM EST
I LUV SPORKS! i use dem evry tym i go 2 lnch an eet a salad or sumtin lyk dat. Do you find this valuable?    
GodofSporks
GodofSporks
2. RE: sporkness
Nov 18 2009, 7:04 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 18 2009, 7:04 PM EST
I noes rights? there just the most dandy thing out there Do you find this valuable?    
ZombieTurkey
ZombieTurkey
3. RE: sporkness
Nov 18 2009, 7:13 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 18 2009, 7:13 PM EST
des so handi!
iz weapon of choosing n halps u eat noms!
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GodofSporks
GodofSporks
4. RE: sporkness
Nov 21 2009, 5:50 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 21 2009, 5:50 PM EST
OH YA!!!! Do you find this valuable?    

23redroses
5. RE: sporkness
Nov 24 2009, 2:49 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 24 2009, 2:49 PM EST
OMGODDDDSSSSSSS... i bows down master lol I LOVE SPORKS!!!!!!! Do you find this valuable?    
GodofSporks
GodofSporks
6. RE: sporkness
Nov 26 2009, 4:16 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 26 2009, 4:16 PM EST
thank you all for ur helpz!!! just remember to spread da sporks!!!! Do you find this valuable?    

23redroses
7. RE: sporkness
Nov 30 2009, 1:22 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 30 2009, 1:22 PM EST
np lol all my friends and i love sporks....lol there are so many things that u can do with them that its so hilarouse...lol Do you find this valuable?    
GodofSporks
GodofSporks
8. RE: sporkness
Dec 5 2009, 9:08 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 5 2009, 9:08 PM EST
YUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you find this valuable?    

23redroses
9. RE: sporkness
Dec 7 2009, 2:34 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 7 2009, 2:34 PM EST
lol we even made a rocket out of them...lol i didn't get very far though lol Do you find this valuable?    
GodofSporks
GodofSporks
10. RE: sporkness
Dec 8 2009, 7:44 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 8 2009, 7:44 PM EST
sporks dnt really hav kinetic energy....but u can drink soup AND poke people at the same time so its all good. Do you find this valuable?    
brens74
brens74
11. RE: sporkness
Dec 8 2009, 8:39 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 8 2009, 8:39 PM EST
but our awesomeness, the god of sporks why?? tell me pleez why can't i get sporks anywhere except kfc?? why why why??? Do you find this valuable?    
GodofSporks
GodofSporks
12. RE: sporkness
Dec 9 2009, 7:40 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2009, 7:40 PM EST
because, young pupil, kfc, along with taco bell, are the only companies that wish to make a profit off their silverware and be blessed with their superiority over spoons and forks. Do you find this valuable?    
Mr.Twittles
Mr.Twittles
13. RE: sporkness
Dec 9 2009, 8:12 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2009, 8:12 PM EST
Hai Doods, Sporks is Wsum an Kewls. I luvs dem. Do you find this valuable?    
GodofSporks
GodofSporks
14. RE: sporkness
Dec 9 2009, 8:13 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2009, 8:13 PM EST
sporks luv u to. Do you find this valuable?    
Mr.Twittles
Mr.Twittles
15. RE: sporkness
Dec 9 2009, 8:31 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 9 2009, 8:31 PM EST
OY! Dem Sporks R da Center ov civilization, dey r da pinacle ov man's creation!! An yew tuh be de gawd ov dem. Yew ar so luckey dood. Do you find this valuable?    

23redroses
16. RE: sporkness
Dec 10 2009, 10:14 AM EST | Post edited: Dec 10 2009, 10:14 AM EST
too true brother.....lol hail the sporks! Do you find this valuable?    
GodofSporks
GodofSporks
17. RE: sporkness
Dec 10 2009, 9:34 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 10 2009, 9:34 PM EST
Ai faind it a privilege to ruel waith such powah. Do you find this valuable?    

23redroses
18. RE: sporkness
Dec 11 2009, 2:14 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 11 2009, 2:14 PM EST
as you should...themz iz the bezt in da world Do you find this valuable?    
GodofSporks
GodofSporks
19. RE: sporkness
Dec 11 2009, 11:16 PM EST | Post edited: Dec 11 2009, 11:16 PM EST
most definaitly. Do you find this valuable?    
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