"11. ceilin cat sayd do want grass, so ther wud seed n stuff, n fruitz n, vegetabels(yuk).n a crom it happnd.
12. ceilin cat sawed tht weedz ish gud, so, lets thre be weed"

"it rly iz but... katnip ish better
rly.
it is.



srsly."

"http://www.lolcatbible.com thre u can c teh storeh of ceilin cat n hao he kreated teh earf
1. he maded teh skys n teh urf
2. teh erfs haded no shapz, an haded dark faic, n ceilin cat roded invisible bike over teh waterz
3. at start earf haded no lite, ceilin cat sayd can i haz lite?, n lite wus
4. n ceilin cat haded teh lite 2 c stuffz, splited teh lite from teh dark
5. ceilin cat says lite day n dark nawt day
6. ceilin cat sayd im in ur waterz makin a ceilin, but he nawt yet maek a ur.than he maded a hole in teh ceilin
7. ceilin cat doed teh sky with waterz down n waterz up
8. ceilin cat sayd i can haz teh firmmint wich is funneh bibel name 4 ceilin, so wuz teh 2 day (rly)
9. ceilin cat gotted all waters in UR base, he hadz 2 dry teh place (kittehs do nawt want to get wet)
10. ceilin cat calld no waters urth n waters oshun... iz gud
11. ceilin cat sayd do want grass, so ther wud seed n stuff, n fruitz n, vegetabels(yuk).n a crom it happnd.
12. ceilin cat sawed tht weedz ish gud, so, lets thre be weed
13. teh therteenth day jazzhands
14. ceilin cat sayd, i can haz lites in teh skies 2 split day n nawt day
15. it happndz lite everywhear, laik christmas...
srsly...
16. ceilin cat doed 2 grate litz. teh most 4 big day...
teh other for... nawt day
teh historeh can be reed hear: h t t p : // w w w . l o l c a t b i b l e . c o m
srsly"

"ummm... most kittehs prefer katnip but som prefer weed ai lykz katnip bettr cuz it taeste gud
rly gud
yum katnip
n weed destroyz all kittehs brain :(
but ish gud"