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 Xalyx |
The only true religion
Mar 2 2008, 11:25 PM EST The ceiling cat is GOD! So much saner than church and much much funnier. 57 out of 77 found this valuable. Do you? |
 ODC |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 14 2008, 8:50 AM EDT Here, here! I hereby convert to ceilingcatology (ceilingcatolicism?). I like ceilingcatolicism. 8 out of 9 found this valuable. Do you? |
 kitty_linguist |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 14 2008, 10:31 AM EDT Me too, mee tooo! Srsly (and sekretly) ai thinks about ceilingcatology and am happy. Easier fur me to beleeve. 5 out of 9 found this valuable. Do you? |
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ODC |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 16 2008, 4:21 AM EDT Haz yu chekd awt teh LOLcat Bible? Is funneh. No says 'amen,' Says 'srsly. kxthx.' http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page 7 out of 8 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Xalyx |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 17 2008, 5:57 AM EDT Where can I find the LOLcat Bible? I want to read it!!! 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Xalyx |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 17 2008, 5:58 AM EDT I mean can you send me the link? Cannot cut 'n paste or anything. My bad. 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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kitty_linguist |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 17 2008, 6:54 AM EDT Here is the address! It's really amazing. I hope the address shows up as a link for you. If not, it's not hard to type in -- it is, what it says: lol cat bible.com (no spaces) http://www.lolcatbible.com 5 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you? |
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ODC |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 17 2008, 10:59 AM EDT Fank u fur posting betteh link. Try teh awdio avaiwable on some of teh pagez like Genesis 2. Is funneh. Has good narrator. 3 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you? |
 Cheezotron |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 17 2008, 2:24 PM EDT At night wen da kittehs can see,but hoomans nawt, dey go battle da deemuns in our baesment. In teh naem of teh great Ceiling Cat! (I wonder if there iz also a Devil Cat) 1 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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ODC |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 17 2008, 2:36 PM EDT Dere is no Devil Cat. Only cranky cats dat needs to get dere nap on and maybe some treets/cookie. By battle demons, do u mean bunnehs, bluejays, creepies, and de occajunal baby racc00n? 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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kitty_linguist |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 17 2008, 6:27 PM EDT I thinks that the evil one is the great and horrible vacuum cleaner. Makes gud kittehs tremble. In da basement is dustbunnehs and scary shadows from der outsayd laits. Poor kittehs. Do you find this valuable? |
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Xalyx |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 17 2008, 11:44 PM EDT Poor Kittehs...I think the other kitteh deemuns are teh spaiderwebs and teh old junk in teh basement. Stuff like old artificial Christmas trees. In teh dark teh Christmas trees look liek teh scary monsters. Do you find this valuable? |
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ODC |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 18 2008, 2:10 AM EDT "Poor Kittehs...I think the other kitteh deemuns are teh spaiderwebs and teh old junk in teh basement. Stuff like old artificial Christmas trees. In teh dark teh Christmas trees look liek teh scary monsters."But deh artificial cristmas trees de best. Dey fun 2 clime and try 2 nock oveh. Shudn't dey b ceilingcatmas trees anyweh? Do you find this valuable? |
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Xalyx |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 22 2008, 7:12 PM EDT YEah...I made bad assumption....but the Christmas trees DO look scary in the basement. On display, however, they are a GREAT kitteh junglegym. Do you find this valuable? |
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ODC |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 23 2008, 8:09 AM EDT Oh, we keeps the awtifishal ceilingcatmas twee in a big boks, wich is not so skerry. Is fun to lay in and hav fake tree indoors. I likes de basement, even the cwawlspace, soes I can get in the garage. Makes me feel like ninja-cat. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Xalyx |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 23 2008, 4:12 PM EDT That is so CYOOT! the only basements I've known are dark and scary ones. Do you find this valuable? |
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Cheezotron |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 27 2008, 6:26 AM EDT from Ceilingcat 25:17 "Teh paf of da rightshus kitteh iz beset on all sieds wif teh inikwities of teh selfish and teh tranny of evil monstars. Blessed iz he ho in da naem of cheezburgrs and good will sheppards teh weak thru ted vally of darkness, for he iz truly his brodda's keepur and teh finder of lost bukkits. And I will striek daon upon does wif great vegetables and wif furious anger does who attempt to poizon and destroy mah kittehs. And u will know that my naem is Ceiling Cat wen i lay mai vegetables upon dee!!!" 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Xalyx |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 27 2008, 9:33 PM EDT That is so AWSUM! Do you find this valuable? |
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ODC |
RE: The only true religion
Apr 27 2008, 10:51 PM EDT Vegetables? ur tawking abowt ceilng cat, not ceilingbunneh, rite? My mom towld me dat teh basementcat is laik hyoomin devul. But I still likes teh basement. Lots of creepies to chase. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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ODC |
RE: The only true religion
May 20 2008, 3:03 PM EDT Srsly tho, dat wuz awesum Cheezotron. and u r kyoot kitteh. Do you find this valuable? |