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The Definitive Lolcats Glossary

Patty — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 12:27:54 CDT

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O hai n welcum, Lolspeakrz n chzfrenz! This wiki is designed to be the *definitive* collection of key lolspeak terms and phrases, both native and borrowed, as well as an answer to questions like "why IS that walrus looking for a blue bucket?" Kthx.

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(* stands fur Purrfect Academee of Whisker Studees)

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Bukkit Loss Support Group

Safe or Nawt Safe?

Longcat Challenge

moar soon…

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June 24
Woohoo!!! Der r nao over 1000 membars on teh wiki! Lovelee noobs: plz 2 see what iz happening at teh PAWS Universitee or join teh ever-growing Bukkit Loss Support Group!!1

May 28
See wat needs 2 be dun on teh wiki @ teh "To Do" page!

May 23
Teh PAWS Universitee is open and offering sum corses! go enroll!!

May 22
O noes! Longcat lost his body! come halp him find it!!!

May 4
Woohoo, ebberybodee! teh wiki has nao reeched 500 membars!

May 2
Check out teh noo videos page, teh LOLtheatur!

May 1
duz u noes dat ther iz new stuff awlmoas evryday on ur wiki?? Ther iz! Jus clik here on teh linkie What's New?

April 25
Hao well duz u noes kittehs? Can u tell wich kitteh is saef to approach? Go to Safe or Nawt Safe? and test ur skill!

April 17
Join teh Bukkit Loss Support Group by helping teh lolrus!

April 8
Teh wiki's very Nawt Sekkund lolspeak challenge!

March 25
And check out teh collekshun of LOLinanim- ... LOLinanny- ... LOLtings.

March 19
Come name teh lolcreatures in our new LOLzoo!

March 4
We nao have sections for different letters, so teh hoempage is not so long. also, they come with a 'go back to top' button! iz gud? if u has any questions or brilliant ideas, plz 2 send to lolmod, chicknburger.

Lolspeak Challenge

lolrus — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:29:44 CDT

Lolspeak Challenge

Nao, if u iz unabel 2 solve teh oen abuv, u canz getz gnu letturz frum teh
linkie beeloe!
Jus putz dem in a gnu thred an wii wil tri 2 figur it owt!

Random letter generator

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CHRG

lolrus — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 13:22:07 CDT

INSTRUCTIONS
for proper use of chicken head rubber glove
(used in teh prevention of hed splorts!)

Do preliminary fitting before kitteh enterz da room!

Hav pretty draweringz on glove!

Do final fitting on glove!
Make sure ears r cuverd!

Watch as kitten in presented!
BE PREPARED!

Hold glove tightly to head with emphasis over ears!
Enjoy da kyootness of da kitteh while enduring da agony.

Performing teh abov steps will prevent or lessen a hed splort.

OR

A STAMPEDE OF WILD KITTENS

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Bag kitteh

lolrus — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 13:06:43 CDT

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self xplanitory name!

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Daffynishun

lolrus — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 01:36:13 CDT

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lolcats look for daffynishuns in teh dikshunayree

dis syte iz a dikshunayree ware yoo feynd daffynishuns of lolspeak!

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Bukkit Loss Support Group

lolrus — Sun, 11 Apr 2010 04:13:22 CDT

BUKKIT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP

On the 17th of April, in the year 2008, the Bukkit Loss Support Group sent out a rescue party to find and retrieve the bukkit.

"O hai," sed teh lolrus. "Thx 4 coming to mai meeting. We starts teh surch nao. But where furst?"

Follow the clues in the wiki to join the search and receive a Bukkit Loss Support Group offishul memburship card and make shur 2 add teh lolrus 2 ur frendz!

OFFISHUL MEMBER LIST:
lolrus
chicknburger
rtshores
oceloty4k
CorporalG
icanhascheezburger
ghost03
MaestroX
JaqiSays
jlhpisces
Way_Of_Life
bukkitbrigade
foxycat
Cheezotron
vant.frais.vif.dat
Pinbalistic
basementcat
Gawney
WhoMe?
Pistach
awrlwren
mewstarkitty
lolmenao
halmie
SavageKitty
coreymon77
Webmisstress
Miss1999
ipooprainbows
voxhumana
smu95rp
kitty_linguist
RabidCamel
digisax
Ghazzu
Gatorius
X-tine
Razzle_Dazzle
Mondrosen
ktcat8
Spuffi
Reedy1
Zaye
jilltrav
tehbobzilla
Loreleiredfern
funnehlolcatz
Loumogou
nick_8188
k1posterchild
mynabird
s1posterwife
babbyspice
iluverzceilingcat
Tiggeh
BelieveinCeilingCat
TabbyStrpies4Evar
meggieca
omgitsjess
Icanhazpretzelnow?
CAPS_LOCK
HewwoKitteh112
CAThyzgail
jasbat
drumnbasskitty
alabamasax
regenjack
mad_or_brilliant
MinezKitteh
cheezball95
LlamaXD
chuckiec
NJRowan
venite_angeli
travis.watkins
Morbon
juststew
musickitteh190
TehKuria
la_femme_nika
bambammargera
sistermidnite
tsena
Innocentwolf
Shemp
Lord_Moonbow
KSTrillian
raerawrr
Fantasia13
elkcloner
bnd1094
sensenroro19
SpyCat12
angelpixie
catbubble
NHK
wyattman854
BustopherJones
WiljamiDzay
leafpool
bukkitadmin101
stevietheninja

A – C

lolrus — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:44:11 CST

A – C | D – F | G – I | J – L | M – O | P – R | S – U | V – X | Y – Z

A - eh, as in, "A? Ai cant heer u."

aboot - about, as spoken bai teh Canadians and teh Boston hyoominz

abowt - about

abuv - above

admirashun - admiration

adn - and (sumtiems teh kittehs gets teh letters mixed up)

adopshun - adoption; the act of adopting any animal and giving a loving home, kibble and occasional gushifud.

aer - are

Aerobics instructor/legal profesional - accompanies stating-the-obvious cat-safety warnings. Reference to this classic thread

agin - again

ai - I

ajint - agent

aks - ask

akshully - actually; alt.spelling; acshually

alfa - alpha, as in, "Ai am teh alpha male! Do mai bidding!"

antipayshun - anticipation, the word, not the song by Carly Simon

anudda - another

armonee - harmony

armz - arms or teh tings between ur hands and ur shoulders or in teh case of teh kittehs, the space tween paws and shoulder areas

Asiancat - the approver of things on the internet

asplode- explode, as in, when kitteh iz so cyoot, ur hed mite asplode

asp urchins - aspersions; an unfavorable or damaging remark; slander

awl - all; also can be used in already as, awlredy

awn - on

Awwww! - the cuteness is overwhelming and you must go "Awwww!"

awsum - awesome

ax - ask

az - as (teh kittehs liekz "Z")

azmah - asthma

B - be, as in, "To be or not to be." Bee, as in, "Dat bumblebee stung mai paw!"

b4 - before

baf - bath; a much dreaded occurrence for da kittehs! Often used with, "DO NOT WANT!!!"

bag kitteh- kitteh who lurves teh bags; awl siezes an awl shaeps(eben iffen dey doan fit teh kitteh!)

bahleewud - Bollywood, the Indian (not Native American Indian, but across the pond Indian) film industry

bai - bye, most commonly used in, "kthxbai" Could also be used as, authored "bai", like by or even buy, like you buy sumpin at teh stoar.

Bakun-Cheezburger - A cheezburger enhanced with a few slices of crispy bacon. This is so good that eating over 400 of these will make kitteh tummies asplode from teh yummy goodness!

Balentymz dae - Valentines day

bankie - blanket; could also be: blankie

barkalounger- a doggy who iz amenable to tek kittehz sleepin awn or neer him; a reclining lounge chair

Basement Cat - archenemy of Ceiling Cat

basketcat - a cat who is on, in or around one or more baskets

baskit - basket

battreez - batteries

BBQ - barbecue; used in OMGWTFBBQ and then means: nonsense or bery, bery, qte !

Bearcat - a cat assumes the "bear" position; standing on back paws in an upright position with front paws extended or reaching. Mouth is usually open and da pointee enz (claws) are visible. Can be used to attack da hoomins leg, but most likely, something dangled by da hoomin, e.g., feather stick, string, etc.

bedcat - a cat who can make a bed out of anything

bedduh - better; could also be bedda

bettah - better

BFF - best friends forever, can also be "bffe"

bfour - before

birdie- a creature kittehs' love, sometimes as fud

birf - birth, often used with: day or mark

bizkits - Biscuits, the end product of da kitteh kneading a soft surface, e.g., hoomin belly (or udder fat area), cushionez, bed, etc.

blargh - more severe form of "argh" which was adapted from pirate speak for, "Oh no!" or "Ow!"

blind dates - not a good idea.

blz - balls, most commonly used with har, as in harblz. Alternate spelling - bls. Can also mean play balls, as in toys.

boaf - both

boi - boy

boks - box

BOOM HEADSHOT! - The reaction to pwning newbs in a first person shooter game.

borked - broken

botes - boats; votes

bounty cat- kitteh wit teh bounty on it's hed or kitteh wit teh "bounty" on it's hed

boxcat - a cat in a box, which would akshully be most cats

brainz - brains; alt. spelling, braynz

brb - be right back.

BSL - bunny sign language

buffay - buffet

buk - buck

bukkit - a container with a handle, usually blue.

bunday - sunday

bunneh - bunny

buoy - boy

bunway airlines - Bunnies with extended ears prepped for lift off in order to transport critters to udder locations.

Burock - Barack, as in, Obama

buttafly- butterfly

bwahahahaha - evil laugh

C - see or sea

caek - cake; a large round (or other shape), sweet and yummy concoction that da hoomins make and/or eat...it iz covered with icing or frosting (kinda like da gravy in gushifud, but sweet!); used to celebrate Caturday

camoflag - camouflage

capshun - caption

care-troll - see 'aerobics instructor/legal professional' above; also, CT or wearing the CT mask

catloaf - first introduced by B. Kliban (RIP) in the 1970's in the book "Cat"; it is the state of a cat or kitten in which all the kitteh limbs are not seen and they look like a large, or small, meat loaf

catmoflag - see camoflag

Catnip- a dangeruss drug which roons lievs ov kittehs.

cat owner - a mythical term used to denote ownership of a cat by a hoomin; an archaic expression

cats playing- kittehs playing with things normally reserved for hooman usage

Cattank- Legendary hybrid of the lolcats; free to roam Space and Time. Has its own holiday on the internet.

catuhtude - cattitude, the special way cats act. They has teh cattitude!

caturday - saturday; also known as a day when the cat is honored, adored, celebrated; a day observed by cats as their holiday

cawl - call

CCC - Cyoot Crash Cart - a specialized vehicle with the required implements for treating the victims of a head splort, including, but not limited to, chocolate, hot beverages, duct tape, and blankets.

Ceiling Cat - God of awl teh kittehs; alt.spellz, ceeling. Also God of the lolcat bible and discrete observer of your personal habits.

chawklit - chocolate; cure for hed splort, see splort

cheez - Cheese, usually a mass or orange chemicular stuff made into a flat square to put on da burgers.

cheezburger - the object of desire for all cats. the reason for the interweb's existance is to acquire a cheezburger.

cheezburger not done yet - an animal known as cow

cheezburger now plz - must have cheezburger now!

cheezburglr - a cheez thief

cheezmail - email received by the ICHC staff

chokklit - chocolate

choys - choice

CHRG - Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings awn it) - protection against the effects of head splorting. See doctors with exam gloves on head

cinmininium - cinnamon (multiple spellingz)

classic thread - A thread is a series of messages about a subject; a classic thread is a well know thread about a subject; a thread is also just a piece of thread that teh kittehs plays wif!

comput-arrr - computer in pirate lolspeak

concatulations - congratulations

concatumalashuns - congratulations

confoozled - confused, puzzled, bewildered, bemused, baffled, flummoxed

conga-rat-shoelaces - congratulations

cookie - a cookie; mostly a round, flat, sweet and yummy concoction that da hoomins eat too many of or dunk in da milk where it falls apart and kittehs use paws to halp da hoomins get teh tasty morsels. Kittehs have been known to make cookies for their hoomins on occasion, but seem unable to resist eating the cookie before presenting it.

corm - corn

cors - course

craydl - cradle

creatibitee - creativity

creatibness - creativeness

CTRL+ALT+Delete cat - kitteh who luvs ctrl alt delete

cud - could

cudda - could have

cunspearacee - conspiracy

Curius Cat- This kitteh is curius

cwned - coned, which refers to the cone type of device, also know as the Victorian collar, that teh Vet putz on teh kitteh dat had surgery or sumpin and dey don't want dem to lick or tear out stitches

cyoot - cute; alternate spelling, kyoot and qte

cz - sees or could be, cz for cubic zirconia, but kitteh dont often wear rings or jewlree

A – C | D – F | G – I | J – L | M – O | P – R | S – U | V – X | Y – Z

NOTE FROM TEH LOLMOD: ADD UR OWN LOLSPEAK PAGE!

Pik n cap an image from I Can Has Cheezburger's handy LolBuilder.
Click "Add a new page" in the Page Toolbox to the right and then select the "Add a Lolspeak Page" template.
Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.
Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!
Share ur page with other chzfriends by adding a link to it in the correct glossary page!

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A

lolrus — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:41:15 CST

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1 uv teh moor rayur lolcat turmz. needz 2 b spread around moar!

Said by Canadian kittehs and america kittehz makin fun of dem

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LOLzoo

sarah_cats75 — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 10:38:13 CST

Name the lolcreatures!

Have fun trying to think of the best name for the nonkittehs!
Yes, there can be more than one name for a creature.

LOLephant LOLaphant LOLaFUNt watur squrt	Burr GrizzLOL Beer
PoLOLcat Pew Pew Cat Stinkitteh Pepe Le Pew smelleh kitteh fud	NemoLOL (Wif Nemonene) swimmin kitteh fud
TweeteeLOL (a kind of a Burd) flying kitteh fud	HippoLOLamus dangerus
LOLaconstricter LOLacondah Snaak Monty python	Batz Goggie, heerz! Teh Kyoot Fox Hover fox Fluffeh Yoda AWW kyoot yoda goggie

You are at LOLzoo 1.

Telekittahneesus

lolrus — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:52:59 CST

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2 bad Carrie Kitteh had telekittahneesus :o!

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BOOM HEADSHOT

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:05:44 CST

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A phrase from Pure Pwnage

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Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.
Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!

Awn

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 20:01:43 CST

Lol guise i'z awn teh intarweb!

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Awl

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:56:40 CST

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Time 2 goe 2 hawaii den!

Awl ur base are belong to teh kittehs

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Asp urchins

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:55:29 CST

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Kittehs hav cde 2 b nice 2 eechuver!

Kittehs don't be hatin like hoomanz

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Asplode-

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:52:17 CST

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lawts uv pplz hedz asplode evry yeer from cyootness! itz bout 4200 per year!!

Splort

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Asiancat

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:50:59 CST

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sum peepl sai dat hez teh step brudder uv seriouscat

He Approves only the worthy and the buddhists

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Armz

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:48:35 CST

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prawbubly teh moest awbviuss lolspeak turm evar.

Just one step away from having thumbs

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Anudda

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:46:25 CST

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ind soe teh duck sez, yoo gawt inny graypes???

Kittehs from teh Bronx

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Alfa

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:44:34 CST

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Inssidentaly lik gorilaz alfa kittehs alsoe yooschoualey hav ay grae bak!

Do not mess wit teh alfa Kitteh

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Ajint

lolrus — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:38:04 CST

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Jsut remeber dat nawt awl ajints awr seekrit!!

Kittehs who live lives of danger

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