Speak Lol Speak - Recently Updated Pageshttp://speaklolspeak.com/pageSearch/updatedRecently Updated Pages on http://speaklolspeak.comen-usinfo@wetpaint.comSun, 11 May 2008 22:23:05 CDTSun, 11 May 2008 22:23:05 CDTwetpaint.com60Speak Lol Speakhttp://image.wetpaint.com/image/1/FSRe05SHCjQ2UWLaqMwc1g63083http://speaklolspeak.comThe language of lolcats -- lolspeak. This wiki is a living dictionary.LOLzoo 12http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+12Tails_155http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+12Sun, 11 May 2008 22:23:05 CDT Name the lolcreatures!
Have fun trying to think of the best name for the nonkittehs!
Yes, there can be more than one name for a creature.


Name me


damsLOL fly



Name me


Kuddleh Otteh



snail festivLOL


Kyoooot Kitsuneh! <3 <3 <3



kittehpiller


Gus (frum CinderelLOL)

You are LOLzoo 12.


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Sumtiems pronounsed "bwahahahaha"




Wel...dis kitteh goin "bwahahaha", but nawt luks ebul!
Dis kitteh lukz sweet an lubblee and happee!
Sumtiems teh kittehs iz confusin!

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]]>M – Ohttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/M+%E2%80%93+Ortshoreshttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/M+%E2%80%93+OSun, 11 May 2008 11:08:38 CDT
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mah - sometimes used as my
mahm - mom
mai - my
maispace cat - myspace cat
majikul - magical
maof - mouth
martooni - martini
maus - mouse(see krispmaus) sorry mousies!
maykz - makes
mebbe - maybe, alt. spelling; mebbee or mebbeh
medissin - medicine; alt. spelling, medsun
mee-arr - meow in pirate lolspeak
meetlofe moad - teh posishun of teh kitteh in wich he luks liek teh meat loaf
mega-fud - A food bigger then teh creature eating it. Example: lolcat and teh horse. In most, but nawt awl cases, teh horse is bigger den teh lolcat.
meh - Most commonly used for "me", but also can be used as "pleh"(see below) when it comes to a situation that u nawt liek.
menny - many
meow - meow
meowtini- martini 4 kitteh! Moas kittehs duz nawt partaek ub teh akeehaul, but doze dat dew, liekz teh meowtini or 2!
meow-tee - matey in pirate lolspeak
Merikan - American; alt.spellings: Merikun, Merkan
mew - mew, kitten meow
mewzik - music; not to be confused wit Muzak = elevator music
Mini-me- a tinier version of something else
moah - more
moar - more
mommeh - mommy
monorail cat - a cat that is in a position resembling that of a monorail car
Mucane - McCain
My...let me show you it- teh cyoot way kittens share and play show and tell
myte - might; alt. spelling, mite

nao - now
narnia - a mythical kingdom from a book-then-movie which you reach by going through a wardrobe(closet)
nawt - not
nawt sekkund - the honor of being F.U.R.S.T. in the comments section of a newly posted pic on ICHC. The sekkund person, the loser, must buy a round of drinks, non-alcoholic usually, and offer a dance. Congratulations are also sent to the winner, the "nawt sekkund" person for being "nawt sekkund" !
nd - and
n e - any
nee-moaneeah - pneumonia
nefaireeus - nefarious; extremely wicked, as in, "Teh hoomans haz nefaireeus wayz to get teh kitteh to takez teh baf."
nekkid - naked, as in nude
newb - a newcomer to a wiki, group, RPG or MMORPG. Newboften has negative meaning. Alt. spellings: noob, nOOb, n00b, newbie, noobie, newb13, noob13, etc.
newmoanya - pneumonia
newturr - neuter; wut teh hoomans due to teh male kittehs sew dey dont gib teh female kittehs sew too menny baby kittehs
ninjas - pirats vs ninjas, hoo would win?
nip - catnip
nivver - never
noat - note
nom nom nom - the sound a cat (or another lolcreature) makes while eating
not so grate akshully - not so great, actually
nudder - another
nuttin - nothing

O - oh
ob - of
Obomuh - Obama
okashun - occasion
olwayz - always
omg - Oh my god!
Om nom nom nom - another sound a cat(or another lolcreature) makes while eating something really good
oh noes - oh no
Openur - Teh designashun given to teh hooman who is responsibul for opening teh doors when teh hooman owner wants to pass thru dem
orange - poison, as in: da orange ones r poison!
orfun - orphan
orijinul - original
ossim- awesome, see also, awsum
outta - out of
ovr - over
ownlee - only
owt- out

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  2. Click "Add a new page" in the Page Toolbox to the right and then select the "Add a Lolspeak Page" template.
  3. Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.
  4. Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!
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]]>P – Rhttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/P+%E2%80%93+Rrtshoreshttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/P+%E2%80%93+RSun, 11 May 2008 11:04:04 CDT
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pads - pads of teh kitteh; pads, as in a kittehs walk, "Teh kitteh pads silently thru teh house."
pause - paws or pawz
pawleetishuns - politicians
paws - pause; alt. spellingz - pawz
paypurr - paper
peenut - peanut
peepz - people; peeps, as in, "the baby chicky peeps"
pettur - Kaste designashun teh kitteh bestows on his/her hooman responibel for pettin, ear skratchin, an belleh rubbin
pew pew pew - The sound the catguns make when fighting the enemies. It is a delicat sound that is needed for the cute kitties.
pheelin - feeling
pik. - Abbreviation for piksher (alt-pic.)
pikanik - picnic; alt. spelling piknik
pikkin - picking
pikshers - pictures
pirats - pirats vs ninjas, hoo would win?
pixulz - pixels
pleh - sound of disgust or displeasure uttered when something falls short of required standard, usually foodstuffs
plowur - flower
plz - please
plz 2 - a polite lolcat's way of making a demand. ie, "plz 2 feed me"
pointee enz - claws, especially when embedded in delicate areas of hoomin anatomy
popcat - the unpremeditated toaster-like straightup leap of a cat taken by surprise. As in, "Awl I did wuz move mah toe an Roffles went popcat."
powurz - powers; alt spelling, powerz
poyzun- poison
prez - President or present
prezzies - presents; presidents
prittee - pretty
pron - porn, as in pornography
propurr - proper
purrchance - perchance
purrhaps - perhaps
purrito - kitteh is in or placed in a cylindrical type of clothingz or object, e.g., rug, sleeve, tube and looks like a burrito, but is a kitteh and therefore, a purrito! A purrito is NAWT for da eating! Eat da Burrito insteadz!
Purrsday - Thursday or 2 days before Caturday
pwn - own, e.g., to own, as in a first person shooter game, the newb is owned or pwnd by da nawt newb. Could have suffered a BOOM HEADSHOT! (see above, BOOM HEADSHOT!)
pwns - 'owns,' as in "Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too."
pyow - sounz teh kittehs maeks wen tehy pretnz to hab guns
pyracee - piracy

qat - cat
qte - cute, see also kyoot or cyoot.
qwaranteen - quarantine
QWERTY express - lying, sleeping, sitting on teh keyboard of teh computer by teh kitteh
qwik - quick
qwit - quit
qwyte - quite
qwyut - quiet

R - are
rabit - rabbit, an adult bunneh
rappin - wrapping; rapping, as in, rap music
raspee - raspy, like teh tong of teh kitteh or teh voys of sum1 who has been cheering at teh fut bal gaem
raybeez - rabies; one of teh shotz teh kitteh needz 2 preventz teh raybeez disease
razzbearee - raspberry
rebenge - revenge
reel - real
reelee - really
rekawl - recall
relevant to my interests - kitteh iz interested in sumpin and teh sumpin iz "relevant to my interests"; multiple spellingz
Re-LOL-cat-ion- Wen teh kitteh haz 2 move dew 2 teh illeagle actibitee. Dis is rare, haoebbur, since moas kitteh r law uhbidin.
Republikat - Republican
Rickrolled - “Rick Rolling” is a prank in which someone posts a blind link to a post, allegedly relevant to the discussion, that upon viewing redirects people to a video of Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” Rick Rolling took its name from an anonymous message board meme known as “duckrolling”, a similar prank involving an image of a duck on wheels.
rite - write or right or rite, as in, "rite of passage"
rly - really
roflcopter - rolling on the floor laughing... A LOT. Also, the combination of a ceiling fan and a Lolcat
ruff - rough
Russia, In Soviet... - shows that kittehs think everything is opposite in Soviet Russia,e.g., "In Soviet Russia, kitteh captions you" where as, in the USA, we caption kittehs.

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  1. Pik n cap an image from I Can Has Cheezburger's handy LolBuilder.
  2. Click "Add a new page" in the Page Toolbox to the right and then select the "Add a Lolspeak Page" template.
  3. Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.
  4. Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!
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]]>Innagaddadavidahttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/Innagaddadavidartshoreshttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/InnagaddadavidaSun, 11 May 2008 01:49:38 CDT Back to Home: Speak Lolspeak

Sykuhdelik cat is lukkin innagaddadavida, baby.







Awlsew a song frum Iron Butterfly.
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]]>V – Xhttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/V+%E2%80%93+Xrtshoreshttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/V+%E2%80%93+XSun, 11 May 2008 01:32:20 CDT
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vanduhlizm-Vandalism, as in "i iz vandulizin ur imij"

vanush - the thing the kittehs hope teh dogs will do...vanish, as in, go away
veehikul - vehichle
verrah - very
Vet - Veteranarian or the doctor teh hommans take teh kitteh to wen he iz sik or for teh shotz or teh not havin babeez surgeree
Vet tek - accompanies "kittehs are porous" remarks in wet cat posts. Reference to this classic post.
veeno - wine, the drink teh hommans has wen teh kittehs r aktin liek kittehs
virchual - virtual

W - W, the letter; George Bush's(current Prez)middle initial, but spelled and pronounced, "dubya".
Waaaa - a cry like Lucy did on "I love Lucy". Kittehs rarely say, "Waaaa", but owners often do, especially if teh pointee enz of teh kitteh have communicated wit teh tender hyoomin flesh!
wabbit - rabbit; Often used by Elmer Fudd to Bugs Bunny; "You wascakly wabbit!"
wackee - wacky
wai - way
want - kitteh really wants something! May say, "WANT!!1!"
ware - where; wear
waz - was
welcum - welcome
werk - work
were - wear; where; were, the usual word, were
werd pretzel - word press; sumtiems, wurd instead of werd
werdz - words
WWCCD?- What Would Ceiling Cat Do? Rather a play on, WWJD? What Would Jesus Do?
Who . . .? Honestly.- Teh kittehs wunder wai tings happen an wai hyoominz dew tings, spesifficlee!
wich - witch or which
wif - with
wii - we
winn kitteh- when teh kittehs alwayz wan tuh win
wot - what
wrrr- sound made by hover kittehs
WTF - the word you say when you are disturbed or surprised
wun - one
wunnerin - wondering
wurd - word
wut - what
wuz - was
wy - why
wyte - white
wyte-down-teh-bak-kitteh - skunk
wyze - wise

X - ex, as in, ex husband or wife dat teh hoomans talkz abowt and den hugz teh kitteh sew much and teh saltee wet stuff getz on teh kitteh fur and teh kitteh lieks it
xackly - exactly
xagurate - exaggerate
xalted - exhalted
xost - exhaust
xuhlent - excellent
xcited - excited
xl - excell
xurcize - exercize
xorbitent - exorbitant, as in, "Teh pryce of teh gushifud iz xorbitent!"
xpectud - expected
xrae - xray, exam teh Vet does with a machine to see where teh tinsel from the Christmas tree is now
xrayted - x-rated
xtreem - extreme

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  1. Pik n cap an image from I Can Has Cheezburger's handy LolBuilder.
  2. Click "Add a new page" in the Page Toolbox to the right and then select the "Add a Lolspeak Page" template.
  3. Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.
  4. Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!
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]]>LOLtings8http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLtings8rtshoreshttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLtings8Sat, 10 May 2008 18:50:52 CDTName teh LOLtings!
Have fun naming nonkittehs!
More than one name can be listed.



Scared saw


Fretlol fountain



Name me


Bashlol brush


Name me


sarcastic rucksack



Interested intercom


OMG old car!

You are at LOLtings 8.

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]]>LOLtings 9http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLtings+9rtshoreshttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLtings+9Sat, 10 May 2008 18:49:05 CDT
Name teh LOLtings!
Have fun naming nonkittehs!
More than one name can be listed.



Dozing dumpster


happeh tent



Name me



Name me



Name Me


Happeh Hed Covr



Grumpeh Zippr



Shockd Plug

You are at LOLtings 9

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]]>Happychairhttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/Happychairrtshoreshttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/HappychairMoved from: G – ISat, 10 May 2008 18:21:27 CDT Back to Home: Speak Lolspeak



Happychair
Lives life to teh fullest!
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]]>LOLzoo 11http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+11LambdaPsiOmegahttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+11Sat, 10 May 2008 17:50:19 CDT
Name the lolcreatures!
Have fun trying to think of the best name for the nonkittehs!
Yes, there can be more than one name for a creature.


Name me

hard-to-reach big kitteh fudz



weirdo


blind kitteh fudz



weird kitteh fudz


O hai Canadia
waterz burd kitteh fudz



Ham burger nawt dun yetz (substitute for cheezburger)

Baken nawt done yet (add cheez for bakncheezburger)

tropicLOL fish
tiny-swimming-kitteh-fud
You are at LOLzoo 11.


LOLzoo 1|LOLzoo 2| LOLzoo 3| LOLzoo 4| LOLzoo 5| LOLzoo 6| LOLzoo 7| LOLzoo 8| LOLzoo 9| LOLzoo 10

LOLzoo 11 | LOLzoo 12


]]>LOLzoo 10http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+10LambdaPsiOmegahttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+10Sat, 10 May 2008 17:48:04 CDT
Name the lolcreatures!
Have fun trying to think of the best name for the nonkittehs!
Yes, there can be more than one name for a creature.


Panthur Chamelelolz
Mr. Kmeelionz


Hungreh Beer
Teh Happeh Bayr
Happybair
weerd-bair-goggie-thing



LOLguana


MacLOL
colourful kitteh fuds



FLOL
Whaips teh fayce
Roflcopter


Drouse
Drunnkd fud
eezee-2-catch kitteh fud (beekoz it r b drunkz)



Preying ManTuss
Jehova's Mantis


LolChickee
FowLOL

You are at LOLzoo 10.

LOLzoo 1| LOLzoo 2| LOLzoo 3| LOLzoo 4| LOLzoo 5| LOLzoo 6| LOLzoo 7| LOLzoo 8| LOLzoo 9| LOLzoo 10

LOLzoo 11 | LOLzoo 12




]]>LOLzoo 9http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+9LambdaPsiOmegahttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+9Sat, 10 May 2008 17:46:39 CDT
Name the lolcreatures!
Have fun trying to think of the best name for the nonkittehs!
Yes, there can be more than one name for a creature.



Hamster Danse Impresun
ham-ham hammy hammy ham-ham (can can tune in hamsterz)


Laf-fox

Redd fox (G rated)


GORILLOL

LOLangutan


Big blak kiti (BBK)
Pamfur
Bastien
black-upgraded-kitteh

LOLf
my friend who has a wolf spirit animal. no eat kitteh, no eat!


LOLlynx
aww-upgraded-kitteh
kitteh 2.0 (biggr, fastr, meanr, moar purr!)

Fruit Luup Burd
2cant
guinnes bird fud
Tooki-Tooki


]]>LOLzoo 8http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+8LambdaPsiOmegahttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+8Sat, 10 May 2008 17:45:09 CDT
Name the lolcreatures!
Have fun trying to think of the best name for the nonkittehs!
Yes, there can be more than one name for a creature.

Manatee-hee


LOLf cub, nawt so happy
go cwy emo cub!
awww!
kyoots!


FaLOLcan
Purrgrin Fowlkin
flying-bad-pecking fud


teh armord spiedrs
unfrozen seafudz


Spokkhamstr
Boosh Baibee
bat-eerd lolmur!

hover rhino
teh armord heffalump
flying hippopotamouse (plural= hippopotamice) no eat kitteh, no eat!


Turdle
frog wid teh shell
frod fud wiv pro...pte...ting shel!
crunchy kitteh fud

WoLOLmbat
boxing wombat

You are at LOLzoo 8.



]]>LOLzoo 7http://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+7LambdaPsiOmegahttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/LOLzoo+7Sat, 10 May 2008 17:43:11 CDT
Name the lolcreatures!
Have fun trying to think of the best name for the nonkittehs!
Yes, there can be more than one name for a creature.


LOLegal
LoL'd Eagle
LOLden Eagle
do-nawt-eeven-think-abowt-it fud
uneetible-fud fud


LOLchirp
sooper-syzed-flying-meal fud



Painted Lolmur


PeaLOLk
perty fud



Bunneh
long-eared-short-tailed-kitteh
aww
kyootee


Kawaiikiwi
awwww! burd



Crabbeh teh crab
frozen birdseye seafud
pinch-u-on-teh-noze-if-u-eet-meh fud


Punkduk

You are at LOLzoo 7.


]]>Watch Vidshttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/Watch+VidsCheezotronhttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/Watch+Vidstreadmill kittehs addedSat, 10 May 2008 04:18:08 CDTB layzee n watch vids …

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Happycat wants U 2 add moar vid heer!!!
Treadmill kittehs

Run kittehs run!!!
Happycat - You are a pirate

Pirates + lolcats = Total Pwnage!!!
Darthmatic Chipmunk

Mai da force be wif u!
The Record Store Cats

Kittehs listening 2 music in a record store.
Check outs totalleh.com for moar.
Catz TV Project

Kitteh musik vid.
The Mean Kitty Song

Song bout Sparta the cat.

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]]>Bukkit Loss Support Grouphttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/Bukkit+Loss+Support+Groupchicknburgerhttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/Bukkit+Loss+Support+Groupnoo membar!Thu, 08 May 2008 12:18:54 CDT

BUKKIT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP

On the 17th of April, in the year 2008, the Bukkit Loss Support Group sent out a rescue party to find and retrieve the bukkit.





"O hai," sed teh lolrus. "Thx 4 coming to mai meeting. We starts teh surch nao. But where furst?"

Follow the clues in the wiki to join the search and receive a Bukkit Loss Support Group offishul memburship card!


OFFISHUL MEMBER LIST:
chicknburger
rtshores
Loreleiredfern
oceloty4k
CorporalG
icanhascheezburger
ghost03
MaestroX
JaqiSays
 jlhpisces
Way_Of_Life
bukkitbrigade
foxycat
Cheezotron
vant.frais.vif.dat
Pinbalistic
basementcat
Gawney
WhoMe?
Pistach
awrlwren
mewstarkitty
lolmenao
halmie
SavageKitty
coreymon77
Webmisstress
Miss1999



]]>G – Ihttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/G+%E2%80%93+ICheezotronhttp://speaklolspeak.com/page/G+%E2%80%93+IWed, 07 May 2008 02:17:10 CDT
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g - gee
gaev - gave
gawtz - has
giggl - giggle
ginger- a derogatory term for an orange-furred lolcat
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
goggie - doggie; see under 'dawg'
googie - sound effect made by hoomans as dey nom certain finger fud pastries when said pastries are filled wif melty chawklit chips and caramel gooeyzzz. Cookie Monster inbented dis term.
gots - has; alt. spelling, gotz
goway - leave me alone
Grabbity, The Law of - you see it, you grab it
gravity - a fickle law which can be turned on and off.
groshury day - day that teh hoomins go to teh groshury (grocery) store and buy da gushifud, da kibble and da treatz! Sometimes u can find da shrimpz and da tuna too.
grrrrr - growl
gud - good
gushifud - canned or yummy wet food, might be in plastic container or bag - must have gravy. Alternate spellings: gushyfud or gooshyfud.

hab - have
habben - haven't
hadda - had to
hai- hi
hao - how
halp - help
hamstr - hamster
happycat - a blue-gray cat known for his penchant for cheeseburgers
happychair - A steel chair, that seems always happy
HappiTail - that straight-up I-just-eetid-a-viagra tail-twitch that means kitty is VERY excited.
har - hair, as in, harblz or harbls(see below)
harribl - horrible
hart - heart
hatez - hates
headcat - is just a head.
headfloor - where hoomans can physically express a groan with their head to the desk or slapping their forehead, kittehs are restricted to headfloor (could also be headtable, etc.) position due to anatomical limitations
harbls - hairballs. Neutered kittehs lack these.
harblz (hair) - nasty stuff that come out of kitteh mouth when kitteh groom too much.
Hakkur Kitteh - A infamous lolcat that uses other's kredit kards to buy cheezburgers online.
haxxor - Hacker, as in "Haxxor kitteh" (alt.-Hakker, Haxor,Hackur,Hakur,Haxur,Haxxur)
hed - head;most commonly used withsplort, as in, hed splort, which occurs when tehCHRG is not used when viewing of teh kyoot kittehs
heer - here; hear
hidercat - a cat hiding
Hillaree - Hillary; alt. spellingz - Hillree
himz - he is; hymns you singz in teh church
hoep - hope
hokay - okay
Holidays - a time when hoomans feel the need to dress up there kittehs in costumes and, while the result may be hilarious, the loss of dignity to the kittehs is not appreciated
Holycat - a cat who is Holy not holey; an angelic cat
hooman - human; also may be spelled hoomin or hoomun
Hooman owner - a cat; takes the place of teh archaic term - cat owner(see above); cats own hoomans and hab them do da bidding of da kitteh, especially in da opening of da gushifud cans
hopefuwwy - hopefully
hugz - hugs; can be huggz, huggs
hyoominz - humans

I - eye, aye
Icat - a cat who lurves teh compooterz an awlmoas becumz teh compooter at tiemz
ICHC - icanhascheezburger; the most popular site on da intarwebs!
I eated it - teh kitteh has eaten something, most likely something strange, like a hooman
Ima- I am (going to)
I made you a cookie - but I eated it.
idk - I don't know
Ihasahotdog - icanhascheezburger spin-off site featuring loldogs in stead of lolcats
Ikea cat - generally missing parts.
In Soviet Russia... - shows that kittehs think everything is opposite in Soviet Russia, e.g., "In Soviet Russia kitteh captions you", where as, in the USA, we caption kittehs.
inna - in the
Innagaddadavida - in the garden of Eden; a song by "Iron Butterfly", 1968 (they must have had kitteh members! lolz)
instrucshuns - instructions
intarwebs - the internet
intertubes - internet
inturvenshun - intervention
in ur- in your; teh kittehs iz awlwaes "in ur" sumpin
invisibility - lolcat eyes are able to see invisible objects.
iPawd- iPod
i r - I am
irl - in real life
i see what you did thar - kittehs watch us!
it's dangerous to go alone! take this - a legend of zelda reference
Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh- Committee run by tiny kittehs
I upgraded ur ram- ram has been upgraded, probably in an unusual way
Iz - is, or I am

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  2. Click "Add a new page" in the Page Toolbox to the right and then select the "Add a Lolspeak Page" template.
  3. Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.
  4. Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!
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