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O Hai, mah Litirate frenz, heer in teh Writurs block u can adds all kinds of facts n fikshun bout lolcats from all over teh inturwebz! feel free to add moar stuff or expand som of teh sekshuns heer. Hav Lolz!
Oh And plz start ur writings on top of teh collums 2 keep teh formatting abit consistunt
Kthxbai!
Kittehs Digest
Dis collum iz 4 teh moar creativ writurs; of poems n prose.Get urself inspierd by teh LOL Kwotes Collum.
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"Kit-teez"

Ai haz shamelesslee adaptud dis frum teh
hyoomin Joyce Kilmer (c beloe). He calt his poem
"Trees". Ai calz minez

"Kit-teez"

Ai tink dat ai shal nebbur c
A creechur luvlee az a kit-tee.

A kit-tee hooz hungree mouf iz prest
Aginst teh suite earfs flowing nest;

A kit-tee dat lukz at Ceiling God awl dae,
An liftz her floofy paws 2 prae;

A kit-tee dat mae in summr ware
A nest ub robins in her fur;

Upon hooz boosum sno haz lane;
Hoo iti...inn...hatez 2 lib owt in teh rane.

Poemz r maed bi foolz liek meh,
But ownlee Ceiling God can maek teh kit-teez.

by rtshores/Rosie

"TREES"

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the sweet earth's flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.

By Joyce Kilmer.

source: meh
A day in the life of cats and dogs.

The Dog's Diary

08:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
09:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
09:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
01:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
03:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
05:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
07:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
08:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

source: all ovr teh inturwebz
(Ceiling Cat commands thee 2 kwote heer!!!)
Lolrus Quotes.

"I has a bukkit."
- while holding the infamous blue bukkit.

"NOOO! They be stealin mah bukkit!"
- during the tragic incident.

source: Lolrus inturview 2007
Happycat Quotes.

"I can has cheezburger?"
- when he wus hungry.

"Iz Lolspeak tiem!"
- in a euphoric mood, here on the header of SpeakLolSpeak.

source: Happycat himself, duh!
how to understand the normal kitteh language
(from cookie, my nanan's cat)

mraaaw...
(go awaaay...)
whenever I come over to see them

maaaaw!
(I r hungree!)
obviously when hes hungry

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CheckerBeckers1 Kitteh's diary 1 Today, 6:42 PM EST by bukkitadmin101
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My diary...

Today my captor said to "go" in the litter box not on the carpet.
He pointed to the backroom i went there and saw the what so called "Litter Box". I went in it and got my bottom all dirty. Note to self... ' When done peeing don't sit in Litter Box.'
Master number 3 is coming, she hurts i have to go hiss at her good bye.

thats my diary if i was a cat!
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blaklubzbukkit Goggie Agenda 0 Nov 20 2008, 12:52 AM EST by blaklubzbukkit
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5:58 am : Bark at next door neighbor who leaving and wake mommeh up
6:30 am : Eat dry nuggets an wet glop..I love that stuff...
7:00 am : Go walkies and bark at people and babies
8:00 am : Play with skweek toi
8:05 am : Pee on floor...I gotta work on that
9:00 am : Sleep
3:00 pm : Wait for bruvah to come home from place
4:00 pm : Watch brovah eat chyneeze fud
5:00-6:00 pm : Wait for mommeh!!! I lub her
6:00 pm : eat fud then walkies
9:00 pm : Watch Tv
11:00 pm : walkies during Family Guy...I hate when they do that
12:00 am : Sleep
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Jcatgrl Kitteh's Diary 0 Oct 26 2008, 11:50 AM EDT by Jcatgrl
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That is so funny! I think that I'll have to make another diary entry, for the cat and dog. It's just too funny to let die.
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KSTrillian hao to add? 1 Jul 14 2008, 2:24 PM EDT by Happy_Cat_III
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I has addishun to paige but ders noes edit buten. halps?
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sheenashanashow Cool 0 Jun 22 2008, 10:03 PM EDT by sheenashanashow
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this is coolio! luv the cat's diary!
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