| Sammich - A Sandwich… But kittehs prefur cheezburgers. |
| saw what you did there - kittehs watch us, but do not judge. They just wanna make sure we know they are watching us...always! Also can be singular, past or present tense; "I see wut u did dere." |
| sawry - sorry |
| sed- said |
| seh - she |
sekrit - secret
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| sew - so; also, uses needle and thred to repair torn shirt from kitteh claws. |
sexshun - section
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| sez - says |
| sham-pain - champagne |
| shenanigans - what kittens get up to when left to their own devices |
| shokkin - shocking |
| shoo- shoe; plural, shooz |
| shoodz - should |
| shud - should |
| sied - side |
| sinkcat - A cat who loves to lie, sleep, sit, play or just be cyoot in da sinkz. |
| skeerd - scared |
| skillz - skills, the ability of teh kitteh to accomplish things that a cat is not normally able to do |
| skool - school |
| skritchin - scratching |
| skweendoor kitteh- (screendoor) Skweendoor kitteh oenly seen inda sumr tiems ..ahllusiv.. an uv unnooon orijins. Skweendoor kitteh jes allobasudden bez der! Luukin a'chu! "Baykayshun Skweendoor Kitteh" iz in'da naybuhood on'da baykayshun ..oenly coms wunce denz gon fur ebberanebber |
skweez - squeeze
skwerl(z) - (noun) Also known as squirrels, or rats with cute outfits. They are bothersome creatures who are beneath us in the hierarchy of asthetics and are known for being rather quick to judge, fickle, prone to ADHD, hypertension and nervous tics.
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| snoffee - (verb) unfortunate incident which can occur when laughing at a lolcat whilst drinking coffee. frequently results in the distribution of second-hand coffee onto computer monitor and keyboard. |
| smudgz - smudges, as in, "Let me get that smudge of gushifud off ur noes." |
| snorgle - (verb) act of physical affection. involves the rubbing of face into the softest, warmest, fluffiest parts of a kitteh or other cute animal. can also be applied to the necks of hoomins to good effect. |
snorgle snorkel - equipment needed in order to avoid suffocation when the recipient of the snorgle is particularly fluffy, or when attempting to carry out a multiple snorgle, for example on a whole litter of kittens.
SOMC - Stuff On My Cat, refers to a cool site found called "stuffonmycat.com" where people send in pictures of stupid stuff, random items, on their cat. Must see to believe.
snos - snow, startid frumm a typo bai Wildshadow(MEH!!!)
soon - The amount of time a cat will dominate or destroy something |
| souljur - soldier |
| sowndz - sounds |
| spay - wut teh hoomans due to teh female kittehs sew dey dont hab too menny baby kittehs dat may not hab teh gud homez |
| spayziz - spaces |
| spelling - something that has no clearly defined rules in lolspeak. As long as a world is phonetically understandable, you're doing fine. Common misspellings include but are not limited to th - f (fanks), th - d (dere), v - b (grabbity), s - z (cheezburger), y - ai (mai), o - u (buk), ... |
| Spider Cat- a cat who is able to negotiate vertical surfaces or appear(wit da halp of hoomans) to hang from teh ceiling |
| spiderpug - the peter parker of dogs. |
| spleet - split |
| sploded - exploded |
| splort - head explodes due to too much cuteness |
| stoar- place wher teh hoomans buyz teh kibble and teh gushifuds |
| sqwrl - squirrel |
| srsly - seriously; alt.spellz, srly |
| staff - hoomins who choose to share their homes and lives with one or more kittehs |
| stawp - stop |
| stoopid - stupid |
| stuk - stuck |
| stuttering lolspeak - kittehs dat stutter,e.g., "I haf teh powur of te...tel...tele...makin stuff float." Kitteh was trying to say telekinesis, but couldn't. Kittehs has trubbl pru...prn...pro...saying sum werdz, jus liek teh hyoomins. That word was pronouncing. |
| substeetooshun - substitution |
| sum - some |
| suroundid - surrounded |
| susbecting kitteh - alwaeyz susbects u |
| sux - sucks, as in, "Dis job sux!" Teh kitteh no liek da job. |
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Edited by rtshores