| pads - pads of teh kitteh; pads, as in a kittehs walk, "Teh kitteh pads silently thru teh house." |
| pause - paws or pawz |
| pawleetishuns - politicians |
| paws - pause; alt. spellingz - pawz |
| paypurr - paper |
| peenut - peanut |
| peepz - people; peeps, as in, "the baby chicky peeps" |
| pettur - Kaste designashun teh kitteh bestows on his/her hooman responibel for pettin, ear skratchin, an belleh rubbin |
pew pew pew - The sound the catguns make when fighting the enemies. It is a delicat sound that is needed for the cute kitties.
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| pheelin - feeling |
| pik. - Abbreviation for piksher (alt-pic.) |
| pikanik - picnic; alt. spelling piknik |
| pikkin - picking |
| pikshers - pictures |
| pirats - pirats vs ninjas, hoo would win? |
| pixulz - pixels |
| pleh - sound of disgust or displeasure uttered when something falls short of required standard, usually foodstuffs |
| plowur - flower |
| plz - please |
| plz 2 - a polite lolcat's way of making a demand. ie, "plz 2 feed me" |
| pointee enz - claws, especially when embedded in delicate areas of hoomin anatomy |
| popcat - the unpremeditated toaster-like straightup leap of a cat taken by surprise. As in, "Awl I did wuz move mah toe an Roffles went popcat." |
| powurz - powers; alt spelling, powerz |
| poyzun- poison |
| prez - President or present |
| prezzies - presents; presidents |
| prittee - pretty |
| pron - porn, as in pornography |
| propurr - proper |
| purrchance - perchance |
| purrhaps - perhaps |
| purrito - kitteh is in or placed in a cylindrical type of clothingz or object, e.g., rug, sleeve, tube and looks like a burrito, but is a kitteh and therefore, a purrito! A purrito is NAWT for da eating! Eat da Burrito insteadz! |
| Purrsday - Thursday or 2 days before Caturday |
| pwn - own, e.g., to own, as in a first person shooter game, the newb is owned or pwnd by da nawt newb. Could have suffered a BOOM HEADSHOT! (see above, BOOM HEADSHOT!) |
| pwns - 'owns,' as in "Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too." |
| pyow - sounz teh kittehs maeks wen tehy pretnz to hab guns |
| pyracee - piracy |
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