| mah - sometimes used as my |
| mahm - mom |
| mai - my |
| maispace cat - myspace cat |
| majikul - magical |
| maof - mouth |
| martooni - martini |
| maus - mouse(see krispmaus) sorry mousies! |
| maykz - makes |
| mebbe - maybe, alt. spelling; mebbee or mebbeh |
| medissin - medicine; alt. spelling, medsun |
| mee-arr - meow in pirate lolspeak |
| meetlofe moad - teh posishun of teh kitteh in wich he luks liek teh meat loaf |
| mega-fud - A food bigger then teh creature eating it. Example: lolcat and teh horse. In most, but nawt awl cases, teh horse is bigger den teh lolcat. |
| meh - Most commonly used for "me", but also can be used as "pleh"(see below) when it comes to a situation that u nawt liek. |
| menny - many |
| meow - meow |
| meowtini- martini 4 kitteh! Moas kittehs duz nawt partaek ub teh akeehaul, but doze dat dew, liekz teh meowtini or 2! |
| meow-tee - matey in pirate lolspeak |
| Merikan - American; alt.spellings: Merikun, Merkan |
| mew - mew, kitten meow |
| mewzik - music; not to be confused wit Muzak = elevator music |
| Mini-me- a tinier version of something else |
| moah - more |
| moar - more |
| mommeh - mommy |
| monorail cat - a cat that is in a position resembling that of a monorail car |
| Mucane - McCain |
| My...let me show you it- teh cyoot way kittens share and play show and tell |
| myte - might; alt. spelling, mite |