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| O hai. We here before all dese ppl and Ceiling Cat sos cat 1 and cat 2 can has marriage. cat 1 and cat 2, marriage iz commitment and all about luv, so if u marry wifout thinkin hard about it, ur doin it wrong. Anyone has visible reason they shud no marry? No? Gud. cat 1 and cat 2, LOLCat Bible sez, “Luv is pashient an kind and stuff, luv no has jelusy and no shows off. It not rude, it not say UR DOIN IT WRONG. It no aligned wif basement cat but only ceiling cat. Luv protectz, trusts in all teh stuff, hopes in all teh stuff, sticks wif u in all teh stuff. FAIL? Not luv.” Dis what luv shud be for u. cat 1, what u here for? (cat 2’s paw for marryin) What u promis for cat 2? (I can has u, cat 2, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.) cat 2, what u here for? (cat 1’s paw for marryin) What u promis for cat 1? (I can has u, cat 1, for bein all wedded an stuff. I can has, I can hold. We can has riches, we can has no riches, we can has helf, we can has no helf, I still all luv u until ded.) Marriage no jus two cats, it needz other cats for supports and luv. Srsly, all u be there for them? (Yes.) I can has bukkit wif rings? Rings are all round, they has no end jus like your luv. cat 1, place ring on cat 2’s paw and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u. cat 2, u do same and say: I maed u a ring and I no pawn it. Wif this ring, I are wedding u. U both now all married. Ceiling cat will now watch u kiss. Here is cat 1 and cat 2 all married. Kthxbai. plz 2 note: this lesson is by Stephen, plz to be giving credit n link wear deserved. |  |
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| BoneFang | WEDDING!!! LISTERINE KITTEHBOY AND RIBBON KITTEHGURL!!! | 0 | Jun 1 2009, 1:39 PM EDT by BoneFang | ||
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Ribbonkitteh - I'z be wiff u meh holl livetyiam.
Listerinekitten - I luff u, babee. *huggles* AWWW! Listerinekitteh - *kneels down and holds out ring* Ribbonkitteh, will u marri meh...?... Ribbonkitteh - LOKSDJLFGIJKNOVIHSLXDKFNCOEUHNGLKXMNC:SOIHF:LKSDLO!!!!!!!!!! OH UFF KORZE I WILLHZ!!!! EVERYONE IS INVITED TO LISTERINEKITTEH AND RIBBONKITTEH'S WEDDING ON THIS SATURDAY!!! BE READY!!! |
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| BoneFang | plez add pic | 0 | Jun 1 2009, 1:32 PM EDT by BoneFang | ||
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| jawnny | emo kitis | 4 | May 31 2009, 3:38 PM EDT by candysmiles | ||
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eemo kitiz r a gewd ting fer places laik dis... AI IS A EEMO KITI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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