J – L |

Version 33 - view current page




Speak Lolspeak: J words
jayl - jail
jamz - jams, as in, "Teh kittehs liekz teh mad jamz!" Kittehs prefurz muzik liek, "Cat Scratch Fever". Also, jamz, as in, "Put sum jamz on mai toast, hooman!" Kittehs prefurz reel butterz on teh toast, but sum liek it wif butterz an jamz.
jax - jacks, like the game; Jack's, like, "This is Jack's kitteh!"
Jellik'l - hoomans hoo dress az kats to onor da kat an' Katurday, by purrformin' a play by da' titlez uv "Cats". kan also meen a hooman hoo iz a kat at hart, liek T.S. Elliot, hoo greatly onored da kat an' Katurday by tellin' uv summ famous historikall kats, az well az tellin' uvver hoomans how to proprly AdDress a kat. iz also spelled "Jellicle", and usuallee haz da wurd "Cat" after it, ex: Jellicle Cats come out tonight.
jewlree - jewelry
joos - juice, like moo juice would be milk
jus - just
Speak Lolspeak: K words
K - okay
kaerfool - careful
karot - Carrot
kaste - One of three classez or designashuns dat hooman owners put their hoomans into; Feedur, Pettur, or Openur
ketch - catch
kewt - cute
kitteh- kitty
kittehloaf - seeCatloaf
kittyloaf - seeCatloaf
ko-werkerz - co-workers
kreekin - creaking
krispmaus - crisp mouse; Christmas - one is a Holiday and one must be teh wae teh kittehs liek dere mouses prepared!
krissmuss - Christmas
krikket - cricket
kryz - cries
kthxbai - OK, thanks, bye!
kummin - coming
kut - cut
kweschun - question
kyoot - cute; alternate spelling cyoot
Speak Lolspeak: L words
laf - laugh, alt.spelling, laff
lam - lamb
laptops - a kitteh couch used for napping or generally to block hoomans from using so as to meet teh needs of da kitteh
lass - last
latelee - lately
lawngl - long
lazee - lazy
Speak Lolspeak: lazrlazr - laser. Kittehs have lazr eyes.
letturs - letters, alt. spelling, lettrz
lybearee - library
Liburtareeun - Libertarian
liddill - little; alt. spellingz - liddl
liek - like
lllbc: Last Lonely Little Brain Cell, condition that is a result of too many splorts (see below)
lollerskates - laughing out loud... A LOT
lolbirds- like lolcat (see below), but birds doing a variety of things.
lolbunny - like lolcat (see below), but a bunny who most likely will just sit there and be a bunny!
lolcat - a domesticated feline fluent in lolspeak
lolhorse- like a lolcat (see above), but a horse. Teh horses may laugh, but may also look indignant at being photographed.
lolonicle - Akshun figurs wit a legund, annoy otur Loltings. Der r sevral kinds: good, bad, n nootral. Dey sometimes squabble wit echodur and odur lolthings. (Legend to be explained l8tr!)
lolproposal - A means by which da hoomins are aided by kittehs in da proposal of marriage(to anudder hoomin!) on da interwebs, namely on ICHC
Lolspeak: Lolruslolrus - walrus or walrus-like mrine mammal, usually in search of a bukkit
lolputer - Computer in lolspeak. (syn.-Computer, Komputer, Compootur)
loltime - time zone used in the comment section of ICHC is Hawaiian time zone or Hawaiian-Aleutian time zone or GMT - 10!
longcat - a cat that is, or is perceived to be, long
lotz - a lot, many. Alternative spelling: lots
lub - love; not to be confused with, "lub dup, lub dup", which is the sound of a heart beat
luff - to love. As in: I luff you. Or: I luffs you but this can never be.
luk - luck; look
lurves - loves
luv - love(s)
lyk - like


NOTE FROM TEH LOLMOD: ADD UR OWN LOLSPEAK PAGE!

Speak Lolspeak: Note from teh Lolmod
  1. Pik n cap an image from I Can Has Cheezburger's handy LolBuilder.

  2. How to add ur lolspeak pageClick "Add a new page" in the Page Toolbox to the right and then select the "Add a Lolspeak Page" template.

  3. Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.

  4. Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!

  5. Share ur page with other chzfriends by adding a link to it in the correct glossary page!