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Speak Lolspeak: J words
jayl - jail
jamz - jams, as in, "Teh kittehs liekz teh mad jamz!" Kittehs prefurz muzik liek, "Cat Scratch Fever". Also, jamz, as in, "Put sum jamz on mai toast, hooman!" Kittehs prefurz reel butterz on teh toast, but sum liek it wif butterz an jamz.
jax - jacks, like the game; Jack's, like, "This is Jack's kitteh!"
Jellik'l - hoomans hoo dress az kats to onor da kat an' Katurday, by purrformin' a play by da' titlez uv "Cats". kan also meen a hooman hoo iz a kat at hart, liek T.S. Elliot, hoo greatly onored da kat an' Katurday by tellin' uv summ famous historikall kats, az well az tellin' uvver hoomans how to proprly AdDress a kat. iz also spelled "Jellicle", and usuallee haz da wurd "Cat" after it, ex: Jellicle Cats come out tonight.
Jetzt - German noun for present, current time or adjective for now or immediately
jewlree - jewelry
joos - juice, like moo juice would be milk
jus - just
Speak Lolspeak: K words
K - okay
kaerfool - careful
karma- teh law ub moral causation, in udder werdz, u reap wut u sew or u get wut u did or u did a kitteh rong, u get rong bak, but nawt necessarilee frum teh kitteh! U dew gud stuff, u getz gud stuff! Sew, 2 summarize dis: doan dew rong 2 kitteh, cuz it cum bak 2 u in teh wurst wae!
karot - Carrot
kaste - One of three classez or designashuns dat hooman owners put their hoomans into; Feedur, Pettur, or Openur
ketch - catch
kewt - cute
Kitler Kat - a cat, usualee blak an wyte dat likz liek it haz a blak "Hitlur" styel mustash
kitteh- kitty
kittehloaf - seeCatloaf
kittyloaf - seeCatloaf
knipe - (from the verb) When youz drink sneakily fromz yor mamaz water glaz, you ar den "kniping" her waterz. Muzt beh dun sneeky cuz da mamaz dey do getz mad and sumtimez you tipz da cup over and spillz on rug and must den run away verry fazt. To "knipe" something is to illegally snag, snatch, snarf, bogart, or otherwise hone in on someone else's food or property for the sole purpose of personal gain, however small.
J – L - Speak Lol Speak

ko-werkerz - co-workers
kreekin - creaking
krispmaus - crisp mouse; Christmas - one is a Holiday and one must be teh wae teh kittehs liek dere mouses prepared!
krissmuss - Christmas
krikket - cricket
kryz - cries
kthxbai - OK, thanks, bye!
kumminkum - comingcome
kut - cut
kweschun - question
kyoot - cute; alternate spelling cyoot
Speak Lolspeak: L words
laf - laugh, alt.spelling, laff
lam - lamb
laptops - a kitteh couch used for napping or generally to block hoomans from using so as to meet teh needs of da kitteh
lass - last
latelee - lately
lawngl - long
lazee - lazy
Speak Lolspeak: lazrlazr - laser. Kittehs have lazr eyes.
letturs - letters, alt. spelling, lettrz
lybearee - library
Liburtareeun - Libertarian
liddill - little; alt. spellingz - liddl
liek - like
lllbc: Last Lonely Little Brain Cell, condition that is a result of too many splorts (see below)
lollerskates - laughing out loud... A LOT
lolbirds- like lolcat (see below), but birds doing a variety of things.
lolbunny - like lolcat (see below), but a bunny who most likely will just sit there and be a bunny!
lolcat - a domesticated feline fluent in lolspeak
LOLcode- The (genuine) computer programming language based on LOLspeak.
loldogs- a canine or dog dat haz teh speshul abiluhtees ub: kindness, protekshun, luv, etc. 4 teh kittehs(speshullee teh bebee kittens). It nawt haz 2 beez cyoot dog.
lolhamster- a hamster wit teh moas cyootness( an eezuhlee capshunned)
lolhorse- like a lolcat (see above), but a horse. Teh horses may laugh, but may also look indignant at being photographed.
LOLhooman- A human who is photographed by a kitteh and then teh photo is capshuned by a kitteh. With the propensity of teh kittehs to use teh ekwipment, speshullee camraz, dey r bcuming adept at catching teh hyoomins off gard and using teh pic for teh capshuns or teh hyoomins stoopy waes. (dere r multipl spelingz of human, btw...)
lolnumberz- teh kittehs nawt sew gud at teh cowntin ub teh numberz, but dey bery gud at substeetootin dem 4 werdz.
lolonicle - Akshun figurs wit a legund, annoy otur Loltings. Der r sevral kinds: good, bad, n nootral. Dey sometimes squabble wit echodur and odur lolthings. (Legend to be explained l8tr!)
lolproposal - A means by which da hoomins are aided by kittehs in da proposal of marriage(to anudder hoomin!) on da interwebs, namely on ICHC
Lolspeak: Lolruslolrus - walrus or walrus-like mrine mammal, usually in search of a bukkit
lolputer - Computer in lolspeak. (syn.-Computer, Komputer, Compootur)
LOLspeak - teh furst language born of teh intertubes
loltime - time zone used in the comment section of ICHC is Hawaiian time zone or Hawaiian-Aleutian time zone or GMT - 10!
lol u can eet - all you can eat; sumtiems cawled teh buffay
longcat - a cat that is, or is perceived to be, long
lotz - a lot, many. Alternative spelling: lots
lub - love; not to be confused with, "lub dup, lub dup", which is the sound of a heart beat
luff - to love. As in: I luff you. Or: I luffs you but this can never be.
luk - luck; look
lurves - loves
luv - love(s)
lyk - like


NOTE FROM TEH LOLMOD: ADD UR OWN LOLSPEAK PAGE!

Speak Lolspeak: Note from teh Lolmod
  1. Pik n cap an image from I Can Has Cheezburger's handy LolBuilder.

  2. How to add ur lolspeak pageClick "Add a new page" in the Page Toolbox to the right and then select the "Add a Lolspeak Page" template.

  3. Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.

  4. Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!

  5. Share ur page with other chzfriends by adding a link to it in the correct glossary page!