Kittehs haf used teh revurhs sykologee on teh hoomans dat tey own, ergo teh hoomans think dat tey ar akchually teh wunz dat own teh kittehs. Furthurmohr, hoomans come in three 'kastez', or designashuns; Feedurs, Petturs, and Openurs. Alltho kaste stukchure is rigyd (teh kitteh will haf a prefurrd hooman for each role), sum hoomans are mor talented tehn udders and az such may be called uppon by teh kitteh owner to perform taskz outside of dere kaste.