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| Jul 8 2008, 4:59 PM EDT (current) | lolmenao | 456 words added, 135 words deleted |
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Okies...
Okiez...Dis ar tisteh grkgreek mythology. no,No srsly, it is!iz. AII Pawmisises...promize!
LssnLeson 1: Teh Gods 'n'Godz Goddessesand ....ooooohhhh...Goddesez....oooooooohhhhh....
Teh Olympian GodsGodz (Dese(Thees isr teh bighooj Gods....)Godz...)
Teh Olympian GodsGodz is aiz groop av 12 GodsGodz whohoo ruledededrulededd aferafr teh overfrowin'overfrowin ofov teh TitansTitanz (lssn(Lssn to2 com l8r). Tehy is all related. Tehy'sTehys namednamd aferafr their dwellin'dwellin Mount Olympus.
Lssn 1.1: Mount Olympus--disOlympus--dis place towers up fromfrum teh centersentr ofov de urf. No srsly, it does!doez! Teh major godsGodz liveliv hereher and do godCeilin Cat stuffes.stuffez. Not rly sure if itsit anbe acktual mountain or just somesum place in teh hevins wif Ceilingceilin Cat.cat.
Lssn 1: Tis timeTiem 4 shurShur.
Zeus.Zeus: He'sTeh tehceilin' godcat ofov theteh sky and big dude over alllll therulr odderov Godsteh onOlympian Olympus.Godz. HeZeus overfrew his daddyfathr Cronus. TehnHe heden drawed lawts drewwif lotshis withbrothers Poseidon andan Hades.Hadez. Zeus won teh draw andan becomed teh supreemsupreme rulerrulr ofov teh gods.Goz. He'sHe tehiz godLord ofov theteh sky, teh rainrane godceilng (he'scat. theHis oneweapon tahtiz makesthunderbolt itwhich rain).he Hishurls weaponat isdose ahoo tunderbolt.displease him. He beiz marriaged to Hera butbut, isiz knowedfamus for4 his manilotz da affairs. He beiz also knowed to baff dose tahtdat lie or break oaths. He dewuz rainteh godrane andceiling cat, an teh cloud gatherergatherr, andhoo wieldededweildd dateh terribbleterrible tunderbolt.thunderbolt. His breastplateboobplate was the aegis,aegis, his byrd deteh eagle, his tweetree deteh oak. He beiz representededrepresentd as dateh godceilin ofcat ov justice andan mercy, merci,teh protector ofov deteh weak, and teh baffer of theteh ebil.wicked.
Poseidon: Ceilin cat ov teh sea, protector ov all waters. Poseidon. iz teh brother ov Zeus. Aftr teh overfrow ov their father cronus he drawed lawts wif Zeus and Hadez, another brothr, 4 sharez ov teh wurld. His prize wuz 2 become lord ov teh sea. He wuz widely worshipd by seaman. He marriaged Amfitrite, daughtr ov teh Titan Oceanus. At wan point he desird Demetr. 2 put him off Demetr askd him 2 mak teh most bootiful animal dat teh wurld had evr seen. Sew 2 impres her Poseidon maked teh furst horse. In sum accounts his furst attempts wuz unsucesful and maked variety ov othr animals in his quest. By teh tiem teh horse wuz maked his pashun 4 Demetr had coold. His wepon iz trident, which can shaek teh earth, and shattr any object. He is second only 2 Zeus in power amongst teh gods. He has dificult quarrelsewmez persewnality. He wuz greedy. He had seriez of disputes wif othr Godz When he trid 2 taek ovar their citiez.
Hades is teh brotehr of Zeus. Aftr teh ovarfrow of tehir fathr Cronus he drawed lawts wif Zeus and Poseidon, anotehr brotehr, 4 sharez ov teh wurld. He had teh wurst draw and wuz maked lord of teh basement, rulin ovar teh ded. He iz a greeding ceilin cat hoo is gr8ly concerned wif increasin his subjects. Dose hoose callin increase teh number of ded r seen favrbly. Teh Erinnyez r welcomezed guests. He iz exceedingly disinclined 2 allow ne of hiz subjectz to 2 leave. He is alsew teh ceilin cat of wealth, dew 2 teh pwecious meztals mineded frum teh earf. He haz a helmezt dat makes him invisable. He rarely leavez teh underwurld. He is unpityin an terrible, but not capricious. Hiz wife is Persephone whom Hadez cat-napped. He is teh Kin of teh ded but death itzelf is anotehr ceilin cat, Thanatos.
Okies...
Okiez...Dis ar tisteh grkgreek mythology. no,No srsly, it is!iz. AII Pawmisises...promize!
LssnLeson 1: Teh Gods 'n'Godz Goddessesand ....ooooohhhh...Goddesez....oooooooohhhhh....
Teh Olympian GodsGodz (Dese(Thees isr teh bighooj Gods....)Godz...)
Teh Olympian GodsGodz is aiz groop av 12 GodsGodz whohoo ruledededrulededd aferafr teh overfrowin'overfrowin ofov teh TitansTitanz (lssn(Lssn to2 com l8r). Tehy is all related. Tehy'sTehys namednamd aferafr their dwellin'dwellin Mount Olympus.
Lssn 1.1: Mount Olympus--disOlympus--dis place towers up fromfrum teh centersentr ofov de urf. No srsly, it does!doez! Teh major godsGodz liveliv hereher and do godCeilin Cat stuffes.stuffez. Not rly sure if itsit anbe acktual mountain or just somesum place in teh hevins wif Ceilingceilin Cat.cat.
Lssn 1: Tis timeTiem 4 shurShur.
Zeus.Zeus: He'sTeh tehceilin' godcat ofov theteh sky and big dude over alllll therulr odderov Godsteh onOlympian Olympus.Godz. HeZeus overfrew his daddyfathr Cronus. TehnHe heden drawed lawts drewwif lotshis withbrothers Poseidon andan Hades.Hadez. Zeus won teh draw andan becomed teh supreemsupreme rulerrulr ofov teh gods.Goz. He'sHe tehiz godLord ofov theteh sky, teh rainrane godceilng (he'scat. theHis oneweapon tahtiz makesthunderbolt itwhich rain).he Hishurls weaponat isdose ahoo tunderbolt.displease him. He beiz marriaged to Hera butbut, isiz knowedfamus for4 his manilotz da affairs. He beiz also knowed to baff dose tahtdat lie or break oaths. He dewuz rainteh godrane andceiling cat, an teh cloud gatherergatherr, andhoo wieldededweildd dateh terribbleterrible tunderbolt.thunderbolt. His breastplateboobplate was the aegis,aegis, his byrd deteh eagle, his tweetree deteh oak. He beiz representededrepresentd as dateh godceilin ofcat ov justice andan mercy, merci,teh protector ofov deteh weak, and teh baffer of theteh ebil.wicked.
Poseidon: Ceilin cat ov teh sea, protector ov all waters. Poseidon. iz teh brother ov Zeus. Aftr teh overfrow ov their father cronus he drawed lawts wif Zeus and Hadez, another brothr, 4 sharez ov teh wurld. His prize wuz 2 become lord ov teh sea. He wuz widely worshipd by seaman. He marriaged Amfitrite, daughtr ov teh Titan Oceanus. At wan point he desird Demetr. 2 put him off Demetr askd him 2 mak teh most bootiful animal dat teh wurld had evr seen. Sew 2 impres her Poseidon maked teh furst horse. In sum accounts his furst attempts wuz unsucesful and maked variety ov othr animals in his quest. By teh tiem teh horse wuz maked his pashun 4 Demetr had coold. His wepon iz trident, which can shaek teh earth, and shattr any object. He is second only 2 Zeus in power amongst teh gods. He has dificult quarrelsewmez persewnality. He wuz greedy. He had seriez of disputes wif othr Godz When he trid 2 taek ovar their citiez.
Hades is teh brotehr of Zeus. Aftr teh ovarfrow of tehir fathr Cronus he drawed lawts wif Zeus and Poseidon, anotehr brotehr, 4 sharez ov teh wurld. He had teh wurst draw and wuz maked lord of teh basement, rulin ovar teh ded. He iz a greeding ceilin cat hoo is gr8ly concerned wif increasin his subjects. Dose hoose callin increase teh number of ded r seen favrbly. Teh Erinnyez r welcomezed guests. He iz exceedingly disinclined 2 allow ne of hiz subjectz to 2 leave. He is alsew teh ceilin cat of wealth, dew 2 teh pwecious meztals mineded frum teh earf. He haz a helmezt dat makes him invisable. He rarely leavez teh underwurld. He is unpityin an terrible, but not capricious. Hiz wife is Persephone whom Hadez cat-napped. He is teh Kin of teh ded but death itzelf is anotehr ceilin cat, Thanatos.
