Teached by lolmenao


Okiez...Dis ar teh greek mythology. No srsly, it iz. I promize!
Leson 1: Teh Godz and Goddesez....oooooooohhhhh....
Teh Olympian Godz (Thees r teh hooj Godz...)
Teh Olympian Godz iz groop av 12 Godz hoo rulededd afr teh overfrowin ov teh Titanz (Lssn 2 com l8r). Tehy is all related. Tehys namd afr their dwellin Mount Olympus.
Lssn 1.1: Mount Olympus--dis place towers up frum teh sentr ov de urf. No srsly, it doez! Teh major Godz liv her and do Ceilin Cat stuffez. Not rly sure if it be acktual mountain or just sum place in teh hevins wif ceilin cat.
Lssn 1: Tis Tiem 4 Shur.
Zeus: Teh ceilin' cat ov teh sky and rulr ov teh Olympian Godz. Zeus overfrew his fathr Cronus. He den drawed lawts wif his brothers Poseidon an Hadez. Zeus won teh draw an becomed teh supreme rulr ov teh Goz. He iz Lord ov teh sky, teh rane ceilng cat. His weapon iz thunderbolt which he hurls at dose hoo displease him. He iz marriaged to Hera but, iz famus 4 his lotz da affairs. He iz also knowed to baff dose dat lie or break oaths. He wuz teh rane ceiling cat, an teh cloud gatherr, hoo weildd teh terrible thunderbolt. His boobplate was the aegis, his byrd teh eagle, his tree teh oak. He iz representd as teh ceilin cat ov justice an mercy, teh protector ov teh weak, and teh baffer of teh wicked.

Poseidon: Ceilin cat ov teh sea, protector ov all waters. Poseidon iz teh brother ov Zeus. Aftr teh overfrow ov their father cronus he drawed lawts wif Zeus and Hadez, another brothr, 4 sharez ov teh wurld. His prize wuz 2 become lord ov teh sea. He wuz widely worshipd by seaman. He marriaged Amfitrite, daughtr ov teh Titan Oceanus. At wan point he desird Demetr. 2 put him off Demetr askd him 2 mak teh most bootiful animal dat teh wurld had evr seen. Sew 2 impres her Poseidon maked teh furst horse. In sum accounts his furst attempts wuz unsucesful and maked variety ov othr animals in his quest. By teh tiem teh horse wuz maked his pashun 4 Demetr had coold. His wepon iz trident, which can shaek teh earth, and shattr any object. He is second only 2 Zeus in power amongst teh gods. He has dificult quarrelsewmez persewnality. He wuz greedy. He had seriez of disputes wif othr Godz When he trid 2 taek ovar their citiez.

Hades is teh brotehr of Zeus. Aftr teh ovarfrow of tehir fathr Cronus he drawed lawts wif Zeus and Poseidon, anotehr brotehr, 4 sharez ov teh wurld. He had teh wurst draw and wuz maked lord of teh basement, rulin ovar teh ded. He iz a greeding ceilin cat hoo is gr8ly concerned wif increasin his subjects. Dose hoose callin increase teh number of ded r seen favrbly. Teh Erinnyez r welcomezed guests. He iz exceedingly disinclined 2 allow ne of hiz subjectz to 2 leave. He is alsew teh ceilin cat of wealth, dew 2 teh pwecious meztals mineded frum teh earf. He haz a helmezt dat makes him invisable. He rarely leavez teh underwurld. He is unpityin an terrible, but not capricious. Hiz wife is Persephone whom Hadez cat-napped. He is teh Kin of teh ded but death itzelf is anotehr ceilin cat, Thanatos.