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| Jun 12 2008, 4:58 PM EDT (current) | StormNight | 52 words added, 8 words deleted |
| Jun 10 2008, 1:08 PM EDT | chicknburger |
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| Dis hystry, srsly. Nao lissin: In de tiem ov Haydeez, a babeh wuz bornd. He wuz strongr denz Haydeez, so Haydeez toled hiz peepz to go pwnz hims. Oh, BTW the babehs nam wuz Herculeez. Soz they trid 2 pwnz him, but he only lostd his strengf. Cuz him wuz part gad doz idiotz. Soz they gaved himz to hyoomin pezints. I dun wan to sai all ov himz growin upz, soz we skip to when him 16. Soz, himz noc ovr stuffs by jus barli tuchin its! He suprmin. Dhen, hede blahpplz blahof blahde skiptown, dey tyrd of Herculeez. Soz dey r lyke, "Herculeez, u must go. u 2 powrfil. Kthxbai." an thin, lyke, Herculeez'z mortil dad waz lyke, "NOOOOOZ PLZ STAY! I giv u cheezburgr!" but this,Herculeez had 2 leev. Soz den, Herculeez leftid, banishd frm ittha boringz.twn. Bai Herculeez. D: Okz, so nao he find Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil iz gad trinr. Soz Dr. Phil sai "Go fnd ladi in trubl. Denz help hur. Go go Herculeez!" And Herculeez did. He foun Megura. But pplz call hur Meg. Soz Meg and Herculeez fall in luv, blah blah blah, but Herculeez didn't no Meg wuz working for Haydeez. Soz Meg leadz Haydeez to Herculeez and then Haydeez tryz to pwnz himz agin, but he still fail, soz he send HYOOOOJ 1 eyd monstr after Herculeez, that ALMOST pwnz himz, soz Meg dere, give up hur lyfe fur hym, srsly. Herculeez goes un-pwnz and takes Meg to Haydeez's lar. There, Herculeez jumps in thee pool ov ded pplz, then he finz Meg'z ded prsin thingy, then he runs, lyke, suprfast to were Meg wuz, and put hir ded prsin thingy in hur. Then she was, lyke, un-pwnz, srsly. An then thei gottd marrid, srsly, and that stuffz, an then Herculeez wuz returnd to his gad modr an fader in Olympiz. Herculeez saiz "No. Nao in luvz wif Meg. No go. Stay wiv Meg, iz in luv." an he goz bac 2 erf. An livz wif Meg happy evr aftr. De end. Happi, yez? | |
