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Grk Hystry

Grk Hystry
as told by Mizz Dari

Dis hystry, srsly. Nao lissin:

In de tiem ov Haydeez, a babeh wuz bornd. He wuz strongr denz Haydeez, so Haydeez toled hiz peepz to go pwnz hims.

Oh, BTW the babehs nam wuz Herculeez.

Soz they trid 2 pwnz him, but he only lostd his strengf. Cuz him wuz part gad doz idiotz. Soz they gaved himz to hyoomin pezints. I dun wan to sai all ov himz growin upz, soz we skip to when him 16. Soz, himz noc ovr stuffs by jus barli tuchin its! He suprmin.

Dhen, de pplz of de town, dey tyrd of Herculeez. Soz dey r lyke, "Herculeez, u must go. u 2 powrfil. Kthxbai." an thin, lyke, Herculeez'z mortil dad waz lyke, "NOOOOOZ PLZ STAY! I giv u cheezburgr!" but Herculeez had 2 leev. Soz den, Herculeez leftid, banishd frm tha twn. Bai Herculeez. D:

Okz, so nao he find Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil iz gad trinr.

Soz Dr. Phil sai "Go fnd ladi in trubl. Denz help hur. Go go Herculeez!"

And Herculeez did. He foun Megura. But pplz call hur Meg.

Soz Meg and Herculeez fall in luv, blah blah blah, but Herculeez didn't no Meg wuz working for Haydeez. Soz Meg leadz Haydeez to Herculeez and then Haydeez tryz to pwnz himz agin, but he still fail, soz he send HYOOOOJ 1 eyd monstr after Herculeez, that ALMOST pwnz himz, soz Meg dere, give up hur lyfe fur hym, srsly. Herculeez goes un-pwnz and takes Meg to Haydeez's lar.

There, Herculeez jumps in thee pool ov ded pplz, then he finz Meg'z ded prsin thingy, then he runs, lyke, suprfast to were Meg wuz, and put hir ded prsin thingy in hur. Then she was, lyke, un-pwnz, srsly.

An then thei gottd marrid, srsly, and that stuffz, an then Herculeez wuz returnd to his gad modr an fader in Olympiz. Herculeez saiz "No. Nao in luvz wif Meg. No go. Stay wiv Meg, iz in luv." an he goz bac 2 erf.

An livz wif Meg happy evr aftr.

De end. Happi, yez?

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stevietheninja

YAY!!

Mar 7 2010, 6:43 PM EST by stevietheninja

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Happy ending!!! He lyk twtaly pwned awl uv teh monsters. but what about da chcken pwny, Pegasus?!?!?!?

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omgitsroflcopter

like srsly

Mar 4 2010, 7:43 PM EST by omgitsroflcopter

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like srsly i am a hyooooj grk mythlgy fan an i noes dis stufz

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wmdkitty

*facepaw*

Jun 11 2009, 12:01 PM EDT by kizzeh

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Urgh. It wasn't Hades who was after Heracles, it was *HERA*, his stepmother (Zeus' wife)! Plz, for the love of CC, read some Greek mythology instead of relying on Disney!