| hab - have |
| habben - haven't |
| hadda - had to |
| hai- hi |
| hao - how |
| halp - help |
| hamstr - hamster |
 happycat - a blue-gray cat known for his penchant for cheeseburgers |
| HappiTail - that straight-up I-just-eetid-a-viagra tail-twitch that means kitty is VERY excited. |
| har - hair, as in, harblz or harbls(see below) |
| harribl - horrible |
| hart - heart |
| hatez - hates |
| hidercat - a cat hiding |
| headcat - is just a head. |
| headfloor - where hoomans can physically express a groan with their head to the desk or slapping their forehead, kittehs are restricted to headfloor (could also be headtable, etc.) position due to anatomical limitations |
| harbls - hairballs. Neutered kittehs lack these. |
| Hakkur Kitteh - A infamous lolcat that uses other's kredit kards to buy cheezburgers online. |
| haxxor - Hacker, as in "Haxxor kitteh" (alt.-Hakker, Haxor,Hackur,Hakur,Haxur,Haxxur) |
| hed - head |
| heer - here; hear |
| Hillaree - Hillary; alt. spellingz - Hillree |
| himz - he is; hymns you singz in teh church |
| hoep - hope |
| hokay - okay |
| Holidays - a time when hoomans feel the need to dress up there kittehs in costumes and, while the result may be hilarious, the loss of dignity to the kittehs is not appreciated |
| Holycat - a cat who is Holy not holey; an angelic cat |
| hooman - human; also may be spelled hoomin or hoomun |
| Hooman owner - a cat; takes the place of teh archaic term - cat owner(see above); cats own hoomans and hab them do da bidding of da kitteh, especially in da opening of da gushifud cans |
| hopefuwwy - hopefully |
| hugz - hugs; can be huggz, huggs |
| hyoominz - humans |
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