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Speak Lolspeak: G words
g - gee
gaev - gave
gawtz - has
giggl - giggle
ginger- a derogatory term for an orange-furred lolcat
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
goggie - doggie; see under 'dawg'
googie - sound effect made by hoomans as dey nom certain finger fud pastries when said pastries are filled wif melty chawklit chips and caramel gooeyzzz. Cookie Monster inbented dis term.
gots - has; alt. spelling, gotz
goway - leave me alone
Grabbity, The Law of - you see it, you grab it
gravity - a fickle law which can be turned on and off.
groshury day - day that teh hoomins go to teh groshury (grocery) store and buy da gushifud, da kibble and da treatz! Sometimes u can find da shrimpz and da tuna too.
grrrrr - growl
gud - good
gushifud - canned or yummy wet food, might be in plastic container or bag - must have gravy. Alternate spellings: gushyfud or gooshyfud.
Speak Lolspeak: H words
hab - have
habben - haven't
hadda - had to
hai- hi
hao - how
halp - help
hamstr - hamster
Lolspeak: happycathappycat - a blue-gray cat known for his penchant for cheeseburgers
happychair - A steel chair, that seems always happy
HappiTail - that straight-up I-just-eetid-a-viagra tail-twitch that means kitty is VERY excited.
har - hair, as in, harblz or harbls(see below)
harribl - horrible
hart - heart
hatez - hates
headcat - is just a head.
headfloor - where hoomans can physically express a groan with their head to the desk or slapping their forehead, kittehs are restricted to headfloor (could also be headtable, etc.) position due to anatomical limitations
harbls - hairballs. Neutered kittehs lack these.
harblz (hair) - nasty stuff that come out of kitteh mouth when kitteh groom too much.
Hakkur Kitteh - A infamous lolcat that uses other's kredit kards to buy cheezburgers online.
haxxor - Hacker, as in "Haxxor kitteh" (alt.-Hakker, Haxor,Hackur,Hakur,Haxur,Haxxur)
hed - head;most commonly used withsplort, as in, hed splort, which occurs when tehCHRG is not used when viewing of teh kyoot kittehs
heer - here; hear
hidercat - a cat hiding
Hillaree - Hillary; alt. spellingz - Hillree
himz - he is; hymns you singz in teh church
hoep - hope
hokay - okay
Holidays - a time when hoomans feel the need to dress up there kittehs in costumes and, while the result may be hilarious, the loss of dignity to the kittehs is not appreciated
Holycat - a cat who is Holy not holey; an angelic cat
hooman - human; also may be spelled hoomin or hoomun
Hooman owner - a cat; takes the place of teh archaic term - cat owner(see above); cats own hoomans and hab them do da bidding of da kitteh, especially in da opening of da gushifud cans
hopefuwwy - hopefully
hugz - hugs; can be huggz, huggs
hyoominz - humans
Speak Lolspeak: I words
I - eye, aye
Icat - a cat who lurves teh compooterz an awlmoas becumz teh compooter at tiemz
ICHC - icanhascheezburger; the most popular site on da intarwebs!
I eated it - teh kitteh has eaten something, most likely something strange, like a hooman
Ima- I am (going to)
I made you a cookie - but I eated it.
idk - I don't know
Ihasahotdog - icanhascheezburger spin-off site featuring loldogs in stead of lolcats
Ikea cat - generally missing parts.
In Soviet Russia... - shows that kittehs think everything is opposite in Soviet Russia, e.g., "In Soviet Russia kitteh captions you", where as, in the USA, we caption kittehs.
inna - in the
Innagaddadavida - in the garden of Eden; a song by "Iron Butterfly", 1968 (they must have had kitteh members! lolz)
instrucshuns - instructions
intarwebs - the internet
intertubes - internet
inturvenshun - intervention
in ur- in your; teh kittehs iz awlwaes "in ur" sumpin
invisibility - lolcat eyes are able to see invisible objects.
iPawd- iPod
i r - I am
irl - in real life
i see what you did thar - kittehs watch us!
Lolspeak: it's dangerous to go alone! take thisit's dangerous to go alone! take this - a legend of zelda reference
Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh- Committee run by tiny kittehs
I upgraded ur ram- ram has been upgraded, probably in an unusual way
Iz - is, or I am


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  3. Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.
  4. Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!
  5. Share ur page with other chzfriends by adding a link to it in the correct glossary page!




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