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g - gee

gaev - gave

gawtz - has

giggl - giggle

ginger- a derogatory term for an orange-furred lolcat

GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike

goggie - doggie; see under 'dawg'

googie - sound effect made by hoomans as dey nom certain finger fud pastries when said pastries are filled wif melty chawklit chips and caramel gooeyzzz. Cookie Monster inbented dis term.

gots - has; alt. spelling, gotz

goway - leave me alone

Grabbity, The Law of - you see it, you grab it

gravity - a fickle law which can be turned on and off.

groshury day - day that teh hoomins go to teh groshury (grocery) store and buy da gushifud, da kibble and da treatz! Sometimes u can find da shrimpz and da tuna too.

grrrrr - growl

gud - good

gushifud - canned or yummy wet food, might be in plastic container or bag - must have gravy. Alternate spellings: gushyfud or gooshyfud.

hab - have

habben - haven't

hadda - had to

hai- hi

hao - how

halp - help

hamstr - hamster

happycat - a blue-gray cat known for his penchant for cheeseburgers

happychair - A steel chair, that seems always happy

HappiTail - that straight-up I-just-eetid-a-viagra tail-twitch that means kitty is VERY excited.

har - hair, as in, harblz or harbls(see below)

harribl - horrible

hart - heart

hatez - hates

headcat - is just a head.

headfloor - where hoomans can physically express a groan with their head to the desk or slapping their forehead, kittehs are restricted to headfloor (could also be headtable, etc.) position due to anatomical limitations

harbls - hairballs. Neutered kittehs lack these.

harblz (hair) - nasty stuff that come out of kitteh mouth when kitteh groom too much.

Hakkur Kitteh - A infamous lolcat that uses other's kredit kards to buy cheezburgers online.

haxxor - Hacker, as in "Haxxor kitteh" (alt.-Hakker, Haxor,Hackur,Hakur,Haxur,Haxxur)

hed - head;most commonly used withsplort, as in, hed splort, which occurs when tehCHRG is not used when viewing of teh kyoot kittehs

heer - here; hear

hidercat - a cat hiding

Hillaree - Hillary; alt. spellingz - Hillree

himz - he is; hymns you singz in teh church

hoep - hope

hokay - okay

Holidays - a time when hoomans feel the need to dress up there kittehs in costumes and, while the result may be hilarious, the loss of dignity to the kittehs is not appreciated

Holycat - a cat who is Holy not holey; an angelic cat

hooman - human; also may be spelled hoomin or hoomun

Hooman owner - a cat; takes the place of teh archaic term - cat owner(see above); cats own hoomans and hab them do da bidding of da kitteh, especially in da opening of da gushifud cans

hopefuwwy - hopefully

hugz - hugs; can be huggz, huggs

hyoominz - humans

I - eye, aye

Icat - a cat who lurves teh compooterz an awlmoas becumz teh compooter at tiemz

ICHC - icanhascheezburger; the most popular site on da intarwebs!

I eated it - teh kitteh has eaten something, most likely something strange, like a hooman

Ima- I am (going to)

I made you a cookie - but I eated it.

idk - I don't know

Ihasahotdog - icanhascheezburger spin-off site featuring loldogs in stead of lolcats

Ikea cat - generally missing parts.

In Soviet Russia... - shows that kittehs think everything is opposite in Soviet Russia, e.g., "In Soviet Russia kitteh captions you", where as, in the USA, we caption kittehs.

inna - in the

Innagaddadavida - in the garden of Eden; a song by "Iron Butterfly", 1968 (they must have had kitteh members! lolz)

instrucshuns - instructions

intarwebs - the internet

intertubes - internet

inturvenshun - intervention

in ur- in your; teh kittehs iz awlwaes "in ur" sumpin

invisibility - lolcat eyes are able to see invisible objects.

iPawd- iPod

i r - I am

irl - in real life

i see what you did thar - kittehs watch us!

it's dangerous to go alone! take this - a legend of zelda reference

Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Commiteh- Committee run by tiny kittehs

I upgraded ur ram- ram has been upgraded, probably in an unusual way

Iz - is, or I am

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