| faboo - fabulous |
| fail - inability to accomplish set task |
| feedur - Teh designashun given to teh hooman that teh hooman owner has selektud to provide teh cheezburgers |
feesh steek(z) - (noun) When me mamma can cooka no cheezburga, she sometime maka me eata a feesh steek . "I can has feesh steek?" Normally called a fish stick, a "feesh steek" is an amalgam of wite, putty-like substance that resembles cod, but does not taste like it. A common finding in the freezers of Northern America, this breaded nightmare is sometimes fed to unknowing and mistreated youth. |
| feets - (noun, pl.) more than one foot or paw. May often be the object of curiosity for young kittehs or pups. "Are these my feets?" |
| fierce - a term used by only teh cyootest, littlest kittehs when they feel like they are scary big cats |
| fiks - fix |
| fink - think |
| fings - things |
firefox impression cat - cat who is able to curl in the exact pose of the Mozilla Firefox logo; same coloring iz gud |
| flavr - flavor |
| floofy - descriptive term for the 'bigger boned' feline. eg "he doesn't eat too much gushyfud, he's just floofy" |
| fnaks - thanks |
| fone- a type of communication used by teh kittehs |
| frenz - friends |
| FFP - Fragile Feline Police; one of teh many Care Trolls |
| frum - from |
| FTW - for the win |
| fud - food |
| fur - for |
| F.U.R.S.T. - A word that is never said aloud or typed due to the jinx possibilities! F.U.R.S.T. is the "nawt sekkund" person (see "nawt sekkund"). They are the winner of the nawt sekkund post in the comments section under a new pic on ICHC. They are offered drinks (non-alcoholic), a dance and congratulations, especially by the sekkund person. A.K.A. furvest from last. |
| furvest - furthest, as in "furvest from last", see F.U.R.S.T. |
| fut - foot |
| fuxing ur perception - messing with your POV |
| fwend - friend |