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da - sometimes used for "the"

daffynishun - definition

dais - days; daze

daiz ub weke - days of the week

danz - dance

dawg - dog; canine; an animal often feared by kittehs, but sometimes friendly to and with kittehs

dayz - days; daze; dais

deelinz - dealings

deez - these

delluhgut - delegate

deluks - deluxe

dem - them

Demmacat - Democrat

den - then

derma-brazion - dermabrasion, most likely from teh ruff kitteh tung

dat - that

dey - they

dey see me rollin. dey haytin - a lyric from a song by Chamillionaire.

diabeetus - diabetes

diffikult - difficult; also can be spelled difcult, difeecult

difrnt - different

dignity - poise and self respect for da kitteh or, but I doubt this, da hoomin

dikshunary - dictionary

dint- didn't; did not; dent

direktin - directing

dis - this

diskreshun - discretion

distwibyut - distribute

dogma - the established beliefs, principles and opinions of D-O-G-S

dongle(s) - a small harware device that connects to computer; a werd teh kittehs lieks cuz it sowndz nawtee

do not want - kitteh does not want that which is being offered, most likely by hoomin; kitteh may feel strongly about the do not want, as in, DO NOT WANT!!1!

doozin' it - kitteh is saying that which he is currently doozing, or doozin, he or she iz doozing it right.

do want - kitteh does want that which is being offered. Generally accompanied by an ecstatic facial expression and grabby paws.

Dr. Tinycat - Teh cyootest kitteh in tiny green scrub suit! Very adept in use of CCC (see CCC) and head splorts.

driving- a skill kittehs do not possess...yet!

Dubya - "W" for George W. Bush, teh current Prez

duk - duck

dun - done; don't

dunno - don't know

durtee - dirty

ebel - evil

ebbreeting - everything

ebbreebodee - everybody

edumakayshun - education

Eestr - Easter

eet - it

eezee - easy

eleben - eleven; one of teh kittehs faborit numburrz and werdz, speshullee wen dey sez "elebentee"

emayo - email

emocat - a cat laden with angst; a cat with a swoop hairstyle; a cat who shuts out the world to wallow in EMOtions

endcat - will end you and all you love.

esskarrgoe - escargot(teh snailz u eet! pleh)

evenchulee - eventually

ewez - use

eyedentitees - identities

eyelands - islands

eye - I

eyem - I'm

faboo - fabulous

fail - inability to accomplish set task

feedur - Teh designashun given to teh hooman that teh hooman owner has selektud to provide teh cheezburgers

feesh - (noun) Someatimez if i not trow up on anyting or scratch 'er up alot, she giva me suma feesh, den, "I has feesh!" Fish, being fresh caught salmon, Cod, Mahi Mahi, Catfish or other, cooked to perfection by a human, then subsequently offered to feline as bribe or reward for good behavior.

feesh steek(z) - (noun) When me mamma can cooka no cheezburga, she sometime maka me eata a feesh steek

. "I can has feesh steek?" Normally called a fish stick, a "feesh steek" is an amalgam of wite, putty-like substance that resembles cod, but does not taste like it. A common finding in the freezers of Northern America, this breaded nightmare is sometimes fed to unknowing and mistreated youth.

feets - (noun, pl.) more than one foot or paw. May often be the object of curiosity for young kittehs or pups. "Are these my feets?"

fierce - a term used by only teh cyootest, littlest kittehs when they feel like they are scary big cats

fiks - fix

fink - think

fings - things

firefox impression cat - cat who is able to curl in the exact pose of the Mozilla Firefox logo; same coloring iz gud

flavr - flavor

floofy - descriptive term for the 'bigger boned' feline. eg "he doesn't eat too much gushyfud, he's just floofy"

fnaks - thanks

fone- a type of communication used by teh kittehs

frenz - friends

FFP - Fragile Feline Police; one of teh many Care Trolls

frum - from

FTW - for the win

fud - food

fur - for

F.U.R.S.T. - A word that is never said aloud or typed due to the jinx possibilities! F.U.R.S.T. is the "nawt sekkund" person (see "nawt sekkund"). They are the winner of the nawt sekkund post in the comments section under a new pic on ICHC. They are offered drinks (non-alcoholic), a dance and congratulations, especially by the sekkund person. A.K.A. furvest from last.

furvest - furthest, as in "furvest from last", see F.U.R.S.T.

fut - foot

fuxing ur perception - messing with your POV

fwend - friend

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sharynz	Latest page update: made by sharynz , Sep 7 2008, 1:46 PM EDT (about this update About This Update Feesh - sharynz 54 words added view changes - complete history)
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