| C - see or sea |
| caek - cake; a large round (or other shape), sweet and yummy concoction that da hoomins make and/or eat...it iz covered with icing or frosting (kinda like da gravy in gushifud, but sweet!); used to celebrate Caturday |
| camoflag - camouflage |
| capshun - caption |
| care-troll - see 'aerobics instructor/legal professional' above; also, CT or wearing the CT mask |
| catloaf - first introduced by B. Kliban (RIP) in the 1970's in the book "Cat"; it is the state of a cat or kitten in which all the kitteh limbs are not seen and they look like a large, or small, meat loaf |
| catmoflag - see camoflag |
| cat owner - a mythical term used to denote ownership of a cat by a hoomin; an archaic expression |
| cats playing- kittehs playing with things normally reserved for hooman usage |
| catuhtude - cattitude, the special way cats act. They has teh cattitude! |
| caturday - saturday; also known as a day when the cat is honored, adored, celebrated; a day observed by cats as their holiday |
| cawl - call |
| CCC - Cyoot Crash Cart - a specialized vehicle with the required implements for treating the victims of a head splort, including, but not limited to, chocolate, hot beverages, duct tape, and blankets. |
| ceiling cat - God of teh kittehs; alt.spellz, ceeling |
| chawklit - chocolate; cure for hed splort, see splort |
| cheez - Cheese, usually a mass or orange chemicular stuff made into a flat square to put on da burgers. |
| cheezburger - the object of desire for all cats. the reason for the interweb's existance is to acquire a cheezburger. |
cheezburger not done yet - an animal known as cow
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| cheezburger now plz - must have cheezburger now! |
| cheezburglr - a cheez thief |
| cheezmail - email received by the ICHC staff |
| chokklit - chocolate |
| choys - choice |
 ceiling cat - God of the lolcat bible and discrete observer of your personal habits. |
| CHRG - Chicken Head Rubber Glove (with drawings awn it) - protection against the effects of head splorting. See doctors with exam gloves on head |
| cinmininium - cinnamon (multiple spellingz) |
| classic thread - A thread is a series of messages about a subject; a classic thread is a well know thread about a subject; a thread is also just a piece of thread that teh kittehs plays wif! |
| comput-arrr - computer in pirate lolspeak |
| concatulations - congratulations |
concatumalashuns - congratulations
confoozled - confused, puzzled, bewildered, bemused, baffled, flummoxed |
| conga-rat-shoelaces - congratulations |
cookie - a cookie; mostly a round, flat, sweet and yummy concoction that da hoomins eat too many of or dunk in da milk where it falls apart and kittehs use paws to halp da hoomins get teh tasty morsels. Kittehs have been known to make cookies for their hoomins on occasion, but seem unable to resist eating the cookie before presenting it.
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| corm - corn |
| cors - course |
| craydl - cradle |
| creatibitee - creativity |
creatibness - creativeness
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| CTRL+ALT+Delete cat - kitteh who luvs ctrl alt delete |
| cud - could |
| cudda - could have |
| cunspearacee - conspiracy |
| Curius Cat- This kitteh is curius |
| cwned - coned, which refers to the cone type of device, also know as the Victorian collar, that teh Vet putz on teh kitteh dat had surgery or sumpin and dey don't want dem to lick or tear out stitches |
| cyoot - cute; alternate spelling, kyoot and qte |
| cz - sees or could be, cz for cubic zirconia, but kitteh dont often wear rings or jewlree |
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Edited by rtshores