i cant figgur owt how get pitchur in here...but I tries..don liek pitchurs anywayz so all I got iz i.d. photo
forevar home: Still lookin' for it
bday (i haz 1): Decembur firteen occupashun / jorb: wadio
i haz more to tells u . . .
guilty pwayshure(s) (i haz um): laffin' ..laffinz gud 4 u.
da best word to deskwibes me iz:
heroz (i haz um): hooever vented LOLCats and doz whu keepz it goin
words / phwases i speekz muchos: sumpeez gottuh give
mai supurrrpower iz:
it's dangerous to go alone, take this:
omg!!! i haz more to tells u:
IN MY DWEEMZ...
THINGZ TO DO B4 TEH ENDCAT CUMZ
in the movie verz of mai lyfe, i would be played by: Sophia Loren. Y not dreemz bigguh?
mah childhood ambition/caweer goal: wadio (or liebariun or harez dressuh)
if i was a bweakfast ceweal, i bes: Cap'n Crunch
if i could tames and wides any animul, it ba: Hmmm...dunno
if i could lives anywhere, it be: Hmmm...dunno dat eider.
mah dweem job(z): puhrty much doinz it
mah dweem vacation(z): Hmmm..anudder gud kwestchun...dunno - but it wud b free = no munny
ME RITE HERE RITE NOW (SRSLY)
last movie i saws: on dvd:- Enchanted (eh.) in theatur: Semi-Pro (eh+)
last book i weads: Senses uv Sensubiwiteez
last album i listens to: Dig by Boz Scaggs (dats akshully spelld rite)
last big splurge: Twip to Hawaii
last vacashun: Hawaii! (Heaven! U shud go. srsly)
MAI SO MUCH AWSUM LIST!
intarwebsite(z): TessTalks.com (kinda under construkshuns. Not so gud - ndz work)
hobbiez: Nope. nuthin' 'fishal
gushifud(z): Addicted to edemmame now (?!)
gadget(z): ipod, polar fitness watch, Nintendo ds lite w/brain age game, kitteh fishin' rod (got a mousy on da end!)
vacation spot(z): Hawaii some more
i likes mai eggz... cooked
game(z):
cartoon character(z): Da Griffin Family
world leader(z): LOL Cat, ceiling cat
tv show(z): Bones, House, Family Guy, Earl, 30 Rock, Masterpiece (Theatre),
celebrities:
charitiez/causez: HSUS, ASPCA, Craigs List..oh wait, scratch that last one.
moveez: (in no particular order) Philadelphia Story, Talledega Nights, The Bishop's Wife (no! iz not sum kinna pron!) Waiting for Guffman, Meatballs, Oceans 11/12/13 (and duh'riginal Oceans 11), Smokey and the Bandit, Sean Connery Bond and Goldeneye, blah, blah, blah on and on
musician(z): Cheap Trick, Boz Scaggs, Norah Jones, Carly Simon, Bruddah IZ, Billy Joel, Jerry Reed, Lawrence Welk
DO NOT WANT! Phil Collins or Terry Jacks
song(z): "Life is a Rock, But the Radio Rolled Me" by Reunion
caek(z): Germin choklit
kyootest animul(z):
skill(z): Manners...I gots em.
fav thingz to snorgles:
mah mos lieked quotez n lyrix tranzlateded into LolSpeak:
O NOES! WANTED DED OR ALIVE
DO WANT
DO NOT WANT (NOT SO GRATE AKSHULLY)
whirrld peas
Phil Collins
Happiness
Doz peepul on Da Hillz
my kitteh Monty to not attack my hed so he can be in da bedrum at nite
Brooke Hogan
my kitteh Miss priss to not be SO prissy dat she wud let me hold her
Paris Hilton/Nicole Richie/Ashley Simpson/Dat Guy Ashley's engaged to (wash ur hair hippy!)/dem like deir ilk
clean drinking water for evrun in da world and shade for people in da dezzert - cuz all dat sun makz 'em crazy
...yooz get duh ideaz
LOL MULTIMEDIAZ
LOL PIX
LOL VIDEOZ / WIDGETZ
Caption
Dis is dah Monty kitteh - he wansa be wif his momma owtsides (invisuhbul swimmin pool)
If u got capshuns for da kitteh's lemme know!
Dis is dah Monty agin. Aftur my goggie died der waz no protecshuns for me - den I got duh attak cattuh. (he shows his stalkin' skillz)
LOLME: TAGGED! (The keywordz n phwasez forrilly sumz up me ...)
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