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Elfinugget |
welcum
 gmawairsgreneshuz |
welcum
Mar 25 2008, 8:56 PM EDT Hai, ai se yu nyew 2 dai. Ai bin heer bowt 2 wekez. Iz mush funz. Ai ses yu noze bowt janetikz n stufz leik dat. Ai not noze much abowt but noze wut iz. Ai traned az labbertoree teknishun meny yerez ago. (moar den 50) cud not fine invite fur "fren" Paje semez alwehz difrunt ebree teim. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
 Elfinugget |
RE: welcum
Mar 25 2008, 11:48 PM EDT O Fankoo! I iz noo to da wikky todae but I bin wif ICHC foar vareemush lawn tym. I luffz da ICHC, I knowd dem sinc wen dey wuz juz onlee lyk 3 paegiz! I gottid laydoff mai job a yeer agoh, wuz bezt fing EVAR!!! I goze bak to skool, be zmart. Iz nyss foar be own boss, onlee has to kompeet aginzt own self, nobudee finkz I bad Elfi foar if I do rilly gud werks. Is so grate, akshulie!!! Evin mai wun provezzur, him kollekt mai drawyz ov byologee chartz liek sum peepilz kollekt baezbawlkardz. Iz teh much sweet. I plaed wif oggur todaez, I gottid to do PAGE gel 'lektroze. :D yayfun! nexwiek, we doez "run" da gel. :) yaywin! Happie chizborgurz, I hoap ur grien zhooz is nise an komfee an haz haf-a-ded-zpydar az prezint in dem. --Elfi 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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gmawairsgreneshuz |
RE: welcum
Mar 26 2008, 6:09 PM EDT oh, gudz, yu noze langwij gud alredy den. Wut colij yu goze? ai studdy much byolgee an kemstree so we hab sumfing in komun. Wut yu gun be wen groze up? Oh, nawt reely hab 2 gro up . Sum uv us jus getz oldur, nebber groze up. Peetr Pang owr heero. Grene shuz nawt hab zpidrs, ne nawt wai, yet. iz clog stile. Getz fur krismus. Ai fink grene shuz funnee idih, yes? no? Sum peeps eetz teh oggur. pleh. ai had tu cuk it sumtiems tu. Nawt laiked bactroljy er paresaitz. Alwez fink studdy dem gib me sik. Ai wurms kralz up frum mikescope intu mai aiz. Dont wantz. Iz yur oan kitteh pichur? Nais. Ai hab 2 clalico beestee gurlz. Lub dem ne waiz. Laik heer frum yu gen . thx. Margaret 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Elfinugget |
LAWL!
Mar 27 2008, 4:44 AM EDT I luvz byologee an' ztuff.... I ztudyd it wen I wuz kid, den mai momzilla an' me be awl REERRREERRRWWWW!!! ats eech othur an I knowd dat if I wuntid ztudy byologee I wud has to go to kollij in teh Ohio (problee Ohio Univerzatee) an den da momzilla, she be awl up in mai zpase. So I sed, OMG MOMZILLA! I wanna beez Ayr Travvik Kontrowl! An she lyk O ok den, heer yu goze to kollij in Noo Hamshur den? So I did. It wuz pleh. I nawt wuz reddy foar sush axperyins. I meetid a Huzbin, him naem Barrett. We gottid Kismet (mai babee gurl!!) den movd to Tulsa an gottid Serenity (she a torbie!) an den we 'doptid owtsied blak kiti.... Den I can has nomoarjob, dat wuz win! I haetid werks foar ppilz whut saed I stoopid bakuz I do gud woarkingz. wtf?? So I sed, SELF! Dis God Sayin U go bak to ZKOOL!! So I did. Yay! I alzo sed "fuk dis dezk-jawb pewp! I goze be a DOKTOR or somefing!" So I wanna be a P.A. But virst, I git BS in Byologiee (Organismic) at Norfeezturn Staet in OK. Den I meetid KB an' Huzbin is awl NOOO MOAR KITI!!! but I doptid KB eniewae. I has roomaet naemd Mikkul, too - Huzbin lyek "Um, whut wif da straez??" but u kno. Him gud roomaet. Bezt wun evar. maek kleen dishiz an evryfing. We movin' to Noxvul, Tenaseey soon. Huzbin alredy thar, him be at noo jawb bein' gud huzbin, Him taekd Bastien (blak owtside kiti) to livz wif him. Teh kyut bachlorz! Dey haz own bashlor pad an' evryfing. Bastien fink Barrett nawt taek anuf napz. Apparintlee, Bastien MRAH!!! at Barrett abowt him nawt-naps. Is LOL. I guezz I tranzfur mai kredditz to U-Tenaseey in teh Noxvul. I dunnoz, but UTK iz teh big janetix bujit, dey iz study Spinocerebellar Ataxia 12 (mai huzbin haz som kin' ov SCA but him no pozzitiv teztingz foar onz dey knows) Maebe gud skool foar elfis. I gots to going bak to bed. I dunno wy I awaek. Pleh!!! Niet!! Do you find this valuable? |
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gmawairsgreneshuz |
RE: LAWL!
Mar 27 2008, 9:40 PM EDT oh, du nawt leik bez waik 4 am. but nawt putz awn lite tu plai. N e doze kittehz hyumins? lotz dem. ai meted mai huzbin at werk tu Ustu yuze rabit fur pregning test. sumteims cud nawt inject intu eer so Dave wud du fur me. We ben marid 50 yerez. Bowt 7 happy yeres al 2 gthre. ooee. teim getz suppurrz heer. Kinsey sitz bsied me and Arly stil on bed bhine me. Luks up and sez wairz gushi fudz? nyow wantz. Nebbur ben ne dem plaice yu sez. Hoapz nais. Lawng teim ago fren go tu Vanderbilt tu be doctur. Wurkd wif us at horsptl . thawt Ai wuz dun heer but Kinsey jumps up in bak of printur to plai wif donglez or stele gurl scowt cukeez Ai hied dere frum huzbin. Got diebeetez so shud nawt hab. Aslo gotz chonklit awn desk fur murjensees. margaret Do you find this valuable? |
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Elfinugget |
Rabit ....
Mar 29 2008, 11:28 PM EDT I's temtid to sae mai rabit dide but den peepz fink "omg dat sad!' but iz nawt liek dat, I meenz, I pregning nao, so I sez "o yah, um, Projekt Mini-Me iz hongry" or somefing. Peepz nao fink "WTF KRAYZEE LAYDEE". So is funneh! I akshulie fowndid owt on Wenzdae, I feeld weerd an' yu kno sumtymz yu psyk urself owt? so I finks, I taek pee-tezt, it fine, I not, so it be neggartiv, I juz need moar for sleeps, no problimz. Well, um, dat tezt wuz obveeuslee borkind. So I waetid, I tukd anothur wun laytur, it obvyuzlee borkind too. So I goze and finks abowt it and goze to skool and studyz foar mai janetix tezt, and finks, "o well, is I guezz pozzibul, but iz maebee bad lot numbar. I git sum tezt frum diffrint brand, not da 5-daze-urlee kind, it be negatuv, kuz it too eerlee akshuliee foar be tezt pregno bakuz I iz nawt of missingz of momflee fing, wuz laik 3 weekz ago." So doze tezt wuz borkind too. An da lien, it not evin fink abowt it, yu kno? I luk at it, it INZTINTLEE awl *blooo lieeen!!* I fink, no somfing rong, dis nawt rite, hao it so brite-bloo so instunt evin moar den kontrol lien? Nawt rite. Thurzdae I kallz mai huzbin at werk, him liek "whut, I bizzy." I axplane I iz um seemz to be pregnoz. Him sae, "o um yu kan goze to farmasee, git da plan-B?" I sae, No hunnee, dat nawt werk if yu alredy pregning. Him sae, "waet, yu pregning???" Den I goze to mai doktur avtur janetix labz. Him drawz blood, senz foar lab. "Kallz yu tomoro," him sae. Fryday I heerz, "ohai, elfi, um, yu deffunitlee pregning.... yu iz abowt 2-3 momfs. wy yu nawt kallz us soonur??" "I TELLD YU I NAWT MIZZT NO PEERYIDZ!!!" "o." "whut, yu fink I kidding??" "wall iz okeh, yu can has OBGYN nao, kthxbai." *graaate* :) Yay. I pregnasaur!! --Elfi Do you find this valuable? |
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Elfinugget |
RE: LAWL!
Mar 29 2008, 11:34 PM EDT "sumteims cud nawt inject intu eer so Dave wud du fur me. We ben marid 50 yerez. Bowt 7 happy yeres al 2 gthre. "O ai konfoozd! Iz yu beez funneh? (bin marryd 50 yeerz, I guezz I liek him a littul) Oar iz yu sayin' him nawt nies? (bin marryd 50 yeerz, him beez jakarze foar 49 ov dem) oar iz yu sayin' abowt werk (we bin marryd 50 yeerz an werkd at saem plaes for 7 yrs) Sry, I konfoozd!!! Do you find this valuable? |
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ericabird ericabird |
RE: LAWL!
Mar 31 2008, 9:05 PM EDT Oh Hai! U soudz sew kyut! {{{{{{gud huzbin}}}}}. deyz teh bestest! I allwaiz luvd byawlogeez, 2, so Ize ben an arrenn 4 a longie tyme, get 2 due rilly gud wirk adn got nuff monneys 2 tayke kare uv mie 7 kitteh frenz. Eye kollekt dem kynda lyke yew dew. Itz a gift adn an art, I fink! OMG! itz FUNDERING at mie haus in See-a-tell alluv a suddin!!! Duzzint happin much sew kittehs r a liddel skarded but I toldz dem, itz OK, babeez, yew iz all sayfe adn sownd sew dey nawt sew skarded naow. Maybee we getz a raynie bow in a liddel wile. I go see. k? bie Do you find this valuable? |
