I has a HAPPI!! Kittinz wuz bornded on June 29, 2008! My stray Queen Katie gave birth to four healthy squirming kittens!!
ohai, I iz teh Elfinugget. I can has wikkypaeg!
forevar home: Okiehomar bday (i haz 1): Zeptembarz 20 occupashun / jorb: NOOOO u no kan maeks meh do werk!! NOOO! K fur reel, I a stoodint, I wunts foar Bashlorz dagree ov teh Byoligee.
Bloodhound Gang: Fire/water/burn.... "Iz liek plooto, No can see."
Mai wantz, I lizts yu dem.
DO WANT
FACEPALM!!! (NOT SO GRATE AKSHULLY)
Moar tyme foar lerny, zleeps, werks, paks, organyz, etc.
"I just learned that PCOS affects fertility."
Moar branez foar lerny ztuff. Cell byologee iz hard!!
"Olive oil? Is that the same as rice vinegar?"
HALP!!! Dis hous renovaeting fing, it ar teh DETH ov meh!!!!! ZOMGZ!!!
"Oh hi, honey. Hang on. I need to get my socks out of the oven."
zkinny, pliz!
LOLME: TAGGED! (The keywordz n phwasez forrilly sumz up me ...)
Mai frend Hojimoto sed dis abowt me. It supar-nyce!
"Elfination - I met Elf in college, and I’ve always admired/feared how she can face the world with razor-sharp wit, slightly tilted head, a sardonic smile, and her arm firmly outstretched with her middle finger pointed rock-straight to the sky. If you want to discuss world politics, molecular biology, Firefly, kittehs, and obscure mesopotamian legends in one sitting, Elf’s your girl.”
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Fun Facts!
Kismet was born February 25, 2004 in Manchester, New Hampshire.
Funny quirks: Kismet doesn't like guys, and will often brush up on them but yowl and hiss and swat/grab/bite if a guy tries to pet her. Kismet likes most women. She wants things on her own terms. She has the "exasperated huff" down pat, and has near-perfect timing. Kismet is particularly lovey when I'm feeling sick or sad.
Serenity was born April 30, 2005 in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
Funny quirks: Serenity loves to be in a lap. If you're sitting on the couch in comfy jammies playing video games, you probably have a Squeezle in your lap. Squeezle twitches her tail when she's excited. We call it "Happitail", and this term was adopted by the ICHC Cheez-frenz immediately!
Bastien was adopted in September 2006 from Outside. (Bixby, Oklahoma)
Nicknames: Basto B.B.K. (Big Black Kitty) Boi-boi NinjaCat Moo-Kitty Funny quirks: Bastien is completely declawed (one reason I brought him inside). The vet estimates his age around 10. He's a big docile boy who loves his laser-dot toy and his big slumber-ball and taking naps on the bed. If you grab his tail (gently, without pulling it), he'll make a "moo" sound. (We now call his tail "moo handle"). Bastien and my husband are bacheloring it up in Tennessee while I'm still in Oklahoma... I'll move out there soon!
Karmic Balance was adopted October 31, 2007 from the Memorial Drive Bridge (Bixby, Oklahoma)
Nicknames: KB (Kaybee) Cables Cabletron Kibbles Kibbie DisasterCat Droolerator Kitty Burrito Funny quirks: KB is the cat that the Cheez-Frenz are most familiar with... I found him in the road after he'd been hit by a car. He could walk, but his tail was dislocated and needed to be cut off. (in the picture, he was still growing his butt-fuzz back) He had other medical issues, too... I had no idea HOW to pay for it all when the vet told me how much the surgeries would cost... I just said I would.... and the Cheez-Frenz have all come through in spades for me!! KB's vet bill is now more than half paid, thanks to donations from KB's admirers all over the world.
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Hai, ai se yu nyew 2 dai. Ai bin heer bowt 2 wekez. Iz mush funz. Ai ses yu noze bowt janetikz n stufz leik dat. Ai not noze much abowt but noze wut iz. Ai traned az labbertoree teknishun meny yerez ago. (moar den 50) cud not fine invite fur "fren" Paje semez alwehz difrunt ebree teim.
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Oh Hai! U soudz sew kyut! {{{{{{gud huzbin}}}}}. deyz teh bestest! I allwaiz luvd byawlogeez, 2, so Ize ben an arrenn 4 a longie tyme, get 2 due rilly gud wirk adn got nuff monneys 2 tayke kare uv mie 7 kitteh frenz. Eye kollekt dem kynda lyke yew dew. Itz a gift adn an art, I fink! OMG! itz FUNDERING at mie haus in See-a-tell alluv a suddin!!! Duzzint happin much sew kittehs r a liddel skarded but I toldz dem, itz OK, babeez, yew iz all sayfe adn sownd sew dey nawt sew skarded naow. Maybee we getz a raynie bow in a liddel wile. I go see. k? bie
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hao u train? wuz KB yung kiti when lurn 2 leeshwalk? chickn gets her furst "i r grownup n has own pet" kiti dis weeken n want maek leeshwalkies, but r skared taht kiti sez, "chickn, no wai." advises?
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Ohai, Chikkin!! Um... It ar halpfoal if kiti finks is goggeh. Dunno wy KB finks hims goggeh, but him do. Um, him took to leesh like fizhy to wottur. is weerd. howavar.... sum fings yu shud kno.... furst, yu nont walk kiti, kiti walk yu.
I'd advise starting with a harness and not taking it off the kitty. They're kind of a beast to get on anyway... most harnesses don't fit kitnz so you might have to wait a little if you're getting a kitn. Kiti usually pitch fit, rolls around and such. Just let kiti get used to the harness first. Next, you put on leash and go outside with the kitty, let him snif around and lead you. Use treats, and use specific language when you're talking about going for a walk. (KB wears his harness mostly always, so to call him close to attach the leash, I call "Kaybee? Kibbles? Go walkies? whar mai KBtron?" Usually by the time I turn around he's right there. Then I'll attach the leash and say, "Go ousside? walkies? ousside?" He's started to learn when I say "front door" or "back door" too. He'll go to the door with me and wait for me to open it. Then in perfect cat mode, he'll stop halfway in and out of the door. Right. When we're going in, I'll ask, "Kibbee, go ihsside?")
Be patient and gentle and give lots of love as reward. *shrugs* That's all I can suggest.... but KB really thinks he's a dog. Actually, he's the most feline dog I've ever met.
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