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welcum to the speaklolspeak wiki

O hai n welcum, Lolspeakrz
n chzfrenz! This wiki is designed to be the *definitive* collection of key lolspeak terms and phrases, both native and borrowed, as well as an answer to questions like "why IS that walrus looking for a blue bucket?" Kthx.
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Sandbox - Speak Lol Speak

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  2. Click "Add a new page" in the Page Toolbox to the right and then select the "Add a Lolspeak Page" template.
  3. Title ur new page with ur Lolspeak term. Use the template as a guide to create ur Lolspeak page.
  4. Personalize ur page with ur name, pics, n more!
Wut's new?!
July 24
kungwatz! kungwatz, katz! SpeakLolSpeak wun in da 2008 Golden Paint Can Awards. so much awesum! kungwatz, kungwatz, katz! kthxbai!
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July 9
SpeakLOL nominated for a Wetpaint 2008 Golden Paint Can Awardw00t w00t!!! Dis site wuz nomin8d 4 da Wetpaint Golden Paint Can Award. SO MUCH AWESUM!!
June 24
Woohoo!!! Der r nao over 1000 membars on teh wiki! Lovelee noobs: plz 2 see what iz happening at teh PAWS Universitee or join teh ever-growing Bukkit Loss Support Group!!1
May 28
See wat needs 2 be dun on teh wiki @ teh "To Do" page!
May 23
Teh PAWS Universitee is open and offering sum corses! go enroll!!
May 22
O noes! Longcat lost his body! come halp him find it!!!
May 4
Woohoo, ebberybodee! teh wiki has nao reeched 500 membars!
May 2
Check out teh noo videos page, teh LOLtheatur!
May 1
duz u noes dat ther iz new stuff awlmoas evryday on ur wiki?? Ther iz! Jus clik here on teh linkie What's New?
April 25
Hao well duz u noes kittehs? Can u tell wich kitteh is saef to approach? Go to Safe or Nawt Safe? and test ur skill!
April 17
Join teh Bukkit Loss Support Group by helping teh lolrus!
April 8
Teh wiki's very Nawt Sekkund lolspeak challenge!
March 25
And check out teh collekshun of LOLinanim- ... LOLinanny- ... LOLtings.
March 19
Come name teh lolcreatures in our new LOLzoo!
March 4
We nao have sections for different letters, so teh hoempage is not so long. also, they come with a 'go back to top' button! iz gud? if u has any questions or brilliant ideas, plz 2 send to lolmod, chicknburger.



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TehCatwhipserer Ceiling Cat Church (page: 1 2) 31 Today, 3:36 AM EDT by catzrkoot
Thread started: Apr 1 2009, 4:56 AM EDT  Watch
hai lolspeak frends. i was tinkin bout making a church for our religieon. Ceiling Cat definately deservses a church for peeple to pray fo him. he has to be worshipped in all his greatnessnes. we shuld fund the kontruction of teh church, as well as discuss wehre to place it. place ur signature here, so weh can show it to teh goverment of americah to make teh church!!
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Keyword tags: america celing catt church fund
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HelloFromRealWorld so... who actually chooses to talk like this? (page: 1 2 3 4 5 ... last page) 152 Yesterday, 2:56 AM EDT by ZombieTurkey
Thread started: Aug 18 2008, 2:07 PM EDT  Watch
1) 12 year old adolescent girls?
2) 40+ something or other women who are destined to become the crazy cat lady down the street?
3) Patients from mental Institutions who are granted internet access for taking their meds?

let the voting begin!
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Snow-fang ai needz halp!!!1!! 3 Saturday, 3:48 AM EDT by ZombieTurkey
Thread started: Jun 14 2008, 9:41 PM EDT  Watch
Ai iz new 2 te hole LOLspeak thing, so ai needz assistanse in te language, text, wut u callz it. Ai wuld prefr if sumwun explaend it 2 me, cuz ai don't do wel with basics...
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